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Modern Terrorism

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posted on Feb, 12 2012 @ 12:13 AM
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A man was stopped by security at Manchester airport recently, They decided to do a strip search. During the search they found that the man had 3 cans of spam stuck up his arse. They asked him to explain them but he wouldn't. Police were later able to determine that he was a member of 'Hamass'


Of course you're safe and sound on board. After all, everyone in the plane was groped or scanned by a TSA Agent.

“T.S.A.: If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.”

“T.S.A.: Can’t see London, Can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.”

Anybody got any good war on terrorism jokes?




posted on Feb, 12 2012 @ 12:18 AM
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A square does not fit in a circle:



A good war on terroism joke is the war on terrorism.



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posted on Feb, 12 2012 @ 12:19 AM
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Originally posted by TheCommentator
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A square does not fit in a circle:



A good war on terroism joke is the war on terrorism.



edit on 12-2-2012 by TheCommentator because: (no reason given)


Ahh yes, the classic TSA intelligence test...
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posted on Feb, 15 2012 @ 03:20 AM
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These days it's good to know we still have friends in the Middle East, friends like Saudi Arabia. That's right where, may I remind you, four of the 19 September 11th hijackers were not from.




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