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It doesn't hurt to have a little biblical humor....

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posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 09:57 PM
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.



Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.




Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.


Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.


Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.



Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.



Q. Which area of Middle East was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.


Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.



Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.



Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?

Yup, it's in the Bible. It says. 'He-brews'


KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends!

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posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 10:07 PM
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Of course it doesnt hurt to laugh at the bible, because the whole thing is a joke.
Taking it seriously is a matter of delusion



posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 10:30 PM
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Do you know, the last time I went to church, it felt like this.
It really did . I was stunned.

Check out this Video Clip. I really tried to laugh it off with "Biblical Humor".
But I just couldn't seem to shake it. Youtube Short 2:06 min :

www.youtube.com...



posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 10:40 PM
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I cracked up at the comment:


Looks like a current Republican convention. I can even spot Romney.



Half the fun of watching youtubes is reading the comments posted.



posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 10:41 PM
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Dear sad_eyed_lady,

That sure made me smile. Peace.



posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 10:48 PM
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Absolutely uncalled for, insensitive, and deeply insulting. The op was offering some insight into her faith and that it is OK to have a sense of humor about it., You, in turn, managed to turn that into a personal attack on many, many more people than just the person who made this original post.

Its OK to disagree, but your manner of doing so lacks any possibility of open discussion or decorum. ATS is better than this.

An apology is in order.



posted on Feb, 11 2012 @ 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by samstone11
reply to post by TheCommentator
 

Absolutely uncalled for, insensitive, and deeply insulting. The op was offering some insight into her faith and that it is OK to have a sense of humor about it., You, in turn, managed to turn that into a personal attack on many, many more people than just the person who made this original post.

Its OK to disagree, but your manner of doing so lacks any possibility of open discussion or decorum. ATS is better than this.

An apology is in order.

If it’s ok for her to give insight into her faith why can’t I? You just can’t cope with the fact people have different opinions.
It’s not a personal attack it’s a factual statement.

It would open discussion if theists actually had any evidence or fact behind them which they don’t.

I am sorry, you believe in fiction stories.



posted on Feb, 12 2012 @ 12:10 AM
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No need to be sorry about what I believe. I'm not sorry for my faith that gives me strength and great joy.

If someone who is a Christian ever hurt you, I apologize for that.

If you just think we Christians are all delusional, that is your right.



posted on Feb, 13 2012 @ 08:12 PM
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Hey, those were funny! Some new stuff in there I hadn't seen before.



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