Thank you for doing that!

Yeah,coming from an ex-drinker like myself,I still have to laugh,in spite of the damage done.

Originally posted by On the Edge
Thank you for doing that!

Yeah,coming from an ex-drinker like myself,I still have to laugh,in spite of the damage done.

No problem.
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I’m not saying it’s good for you but if you were addicted to some pharmaceuticals you would probably be a lot worse off.

Well,I kicked the habit on a few of those,too,so I know what you mean!

And thanks for the lesson! Much appreciated!

Last time I drank too much Tequila, I was kicked out of a party for dancing with a fence post.

Dancing with a fence post! That's funny!

Probably a law against that somewhere!

Hope no one got hurt!

No one got hurt. The fence post was in the ground. I think I was doing the Lambada with it.

EXT. QUIET SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

WE HEAR the VOICE OVER of a soft spoken but clear and firm NARRATOR.

NARRATOR:

Do you feel as if the happiness and joy that is so easily seen through your living room window...

As the CAMERA PANS across the neighborhood it locks onto a particular house and ZOOMS into the yard so that WE SEE a lovely middle aged WOMAN sitting at a bay window staring out with a mixture of profound sadness and an even more profound yearning for the joy outside her window.

NARRATOR:
(Continuing)

...is something that will forever elude you? Do you find it just too terrifying to walk out the door of your own home and dare to venture into the world? Does anxiety permeate your emotional state as constantly as all the angst and dread you feel? Are you bummed out an awful lot?

The woman sitting at the bay window looks down at nothing in particular, resolutely sure she is doomed to a life of depression and loneliness.

NARRATOR:
(Continuing)

If you are suffering from any of these symptoms, you may have a mental illness. Many people have long suffered from PBTO (Prudish Behavior Too Often) for too long, but we here at The Presidents Gekko can help. Through years of research and double blind studies, The Presidents Gekko has developed Tequilamoxaprine. Taken liberally, Tequilamoxprine....Tequila for short...can help you to get out into that vast wide world, make friends and enjoy life.

Ask your doctor today about Tequilamoxaprine...Tequila for short.

The only thing worse than commercials for mood altering drugs or plastic surgery, are those sex chatline commercials. Who the heck calls these places. Great for mixed company, especially wives, girlfriends, and teenage children.

"And older guys, I especially love talking to older guys!"

Marvelous.


Remember, the importance thing when medicating yourself with tequila at a party, is that everyone should participate.

Nothing worse than those who don't take their medicine, and so, remind everyone how badly they misbehaved the next day.