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reply to post by GornCaptainMarsBars

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Welcome GornCaptainMarsBars. Do you like Mars bars? Have you had a deep fried one yet? It's on my bucket list. In fact it might well be the thing that causes me to kick the bucket...

Hope you enjoy it here and I look forward to seeing you around.

reply to post by CranialSponge

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Unfortunately no relation to either captains, although I watched one a lot while I ate the other ones cereal. But I am related to another Captain,,, kinda famous distant relative, maybe you have heard of him, Captain Stabbin? He's kinda the "black sheep" of the family, nothing like his older brother, Captain Stubing. lol

reply to post by LightSpeedDriver

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Thanks and yes I do. Never had 1 fried but seen it done on a cooking show.

reply to post by Destinyone

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I will put on my tin foil hat when I wear the jacket, that way people won't get the wrong impression.

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