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posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 08:55 PM
Our next guest speaker is GornCaptainMarsBars, he's going to tell you a little about himself so let's give a warm welcome, CaptainMarsBars everybody.

Thanks everyone. First I want to thank ATS for granting me membership to this community and for giving me this opportunity to speak to you on this joyous occasion.

I was born and raised in a small town, much like John Cougar Mellancamp. At a very young age I've been intrigued with the unknown. That still holds true today. People say I'm very opinionated and that I wear my feelings on my sleeves. But that's their opinion and I prefer sleeveless shirts. I am very open minded and enjoy the friendly banter of everyday life.

I would like to share more with you tonight but their playing the music so I guess my time is up. Thanks again and I look forward to talking to you in the future.

New Member,

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 08:59 PM
Any relation to Captain Kangaroo or Captain Crunch ?

Welcome aboard matey... You're in for some rocky seas ahead, so grab the helm and hold on tight.

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:06 PM
reply to post by GornCaptainMarsBars

Welcome GornCaptainMarsBars. Do you like Mars bars? Have you had a deep fried one yet? It's on my bucket list. In fact it might well be the thing that causes me to kick the bucket...

Hope you enjoy it here and I look forward to seeing you around.

edit on 4/2/12 by LightSpeedDriver because: Correction

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:08 PM
Here's your *official* ATS straight jacket.....wear it with pride...

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Destinyone
Here's your *official* ATS straight jacket.....wear it with pride...

Don't forget this authentic Tin Foil Hat. Now get out there and deny ignorance!

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:16 PM
Skipper you missed a button.

Yup, right there.

Officers can't even dress themselves...

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:18 PM
No applause...................Just throw money!!!!

Welcome to ATS!

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:19 PM
Don't forget to waterproof your boots - around here people like to piss on them for sport.

Can I use that word on ATS? Sport?

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 09:47 PM
Hello and welcome!

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 11:36 PM
reply to post by CranialSponge

Unfortunately no relation to either captains, although I watched one a lot while I ate the other ones cereal. But I am related to another Captain,,, kinda famous distant relative, maybe you have heard of him, Captain Stabbin? He's kinda the "black sheep" of the family, nothing like his older brother, Captain Stubing. lol

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 11:38 PM
reply to post by LightSpeedDriver

Thanks and yes I do. Never had 1 fried but seen it done on a cooking show.

posted on Feb, 4 2012 @ 11:41 PM
reply to post by Destinyone

I will put on my tin foil hat when I wear the jacket, that way people won't get the wrong impression.

posted on Feb, 5 2012 @ 04:13 AM
Welcome GornCaptainMarsBars

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