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Tom Sizemore: The Whizzinator!
The actor was jailed for violating probation after being caught — a second time — using a prosthetic penis known as the Whizzinator to cheat on a drug test. The device attaches to a user's underwear and is filled with "clean" urine. Sizemore's pee, unfortunately, was not warm enough to pass for the real thing. Regarding the Whizzinator-laced underwear, he later told the court, "They're not mine. They're Calvins. I wear Hilfigers." The judge found that hard to believe. Looks like the Whizzinator wasn't so hot, after all.
Tatum O'Neal: I'm Researching a Role
The Oscar-winning actress was caught red-handed buying drugs from a dealer on East Broadway in Manhattan. When questioned by police, Tatum claimed she was "doing research for a part." Lucky she wasn't cast as a serial killer!
Winona Ryder: I'm Researching a Role, Too
In 2001, Saks Fifth Avenue Chief of Security Kenneth Evans testified that Ryder stole $5,560 worth of merchandise from the Beverly Hills store. After initially denying the theft, she pleaded, "I'm sorry for what I did. My director directed me to shoplift for a role I was preparing." If he told you to jump off a bridge, would you have done that, too? Did you have to battle actual UFOs in preparation for Alien: Resurrection?