S#!t girls say...

Got home yesterday and my girlfriend was excited to show me this video as she thought it was hilarious.
So blame her feminists.

part 1


Rather funny and incredibly accurate I thought. No offense ladies.

There is a second one that I cant seem to embed - so go to youtube if u want to see. Also a third one but its crap.

reply to post by homeslice


Listen.. Listen.. Listen... Listen... Listen.. Shuuut upp!!

Lmao.. Juliet Lewis too eh, man she's looking more like a cross between Julia Roberts and that guy in drag these days!

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I have always thought she looks very drag queen. Im pretty sure she is actually a woman though.

OMG I can't stop laughing.

My household to a tee "Like, I'm not even joking right now" me, the couch potato my sister, and, and, the repeating one, over and over, do this for me, is my niece. I can so relate.

Oh yeah... I only know 90% of these which my other half comes out with. Her favourite though is "Come here" when we are standing in the same freakin' room... On the same settee in the midst of a conversation! My response is usually "Did I just bend time and space and disappeared for a few seconds? I'm ALREADY HERE!"

I did not laugh.

I didn't even grin.

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Why so serious?

Originally posted by unworldly
I did not laugh.

I didn't even grin.

Did you cry?

And then complain about it to some other random people?

Ahhhhah!

Sprung!

Originally posted by homeslice
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Why so serious?

Jim, this is the internet damnit, it's serious business!!

I'm not a god damn magician, I cannot make a man laugh, ask spock to do that!!!11

I'm a doctor damn it!!!11

"Hey honey I'm going to play on my computer for a little while"

her: "Sure it's your house you can do what you want"

10 minutes passes by......

her: "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!"

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