It has to do with Nigeria. But I've sent them back nothing but hate mail. Are they trying to set me up ?
Here's the communicado:
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
This is to officially inform you that the Central Bank in Nigeria has wired the sum of Ten Million, Five hundred thousand U.S Dollars into the United
States of America in your name as the beneficiary.
The said funds is still under intense investigation from this office regarding it's source.
The Central Bank of Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment directly into your account, used what we
know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer.
However, Secret diplomatic transfer payments are normally funds related to drug/terrorist and money laundering system of payment.
The Question now is, why must your payment be made in such secret transfer? If your transaction is legitimate and not related to drug/terrorism, why
can't the Central Bank in Nigeria effect direct transfer into your account than secret diplomatic payment transfer?
Due to the increased difficulties and thorough scrutiny by the American authorities when funds come in through such payment process from Europe,
Africa and Middle East and based on the records we have had in the past, such method of payment has always been identified as drug/ terrorist/money
However, in line with the United States policy on funds transfer, as soon as these funds are transferred into the United States, it is our compulsory
obligations to establish the credentials and official recognition of this funds before final crediting into your account.
For this reason therefore, You are advised to contact the United States Funds monitoring unit, a sub-division of the US Treasury department for the
certificate of funds legality.they are still waiting for confirmation from you on the already transferred funds which was made in direct transfer so
that they can do final crediting to your account
This document or certificate empowers the transfer and also licenses that funds originating from Europe, Africa and Middle East are free from
terrorist/drug and money laundering.
Failure to provide this document within 3 days will warrant us to confiscate these funds and further charge you for money laundering offences.
We will allow the funds to be released into your account as soon as you make provision for the essential document.We advice you contact us immediately
as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody,
Robert S. Mueller, III
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Here is my answer to the the comminicado:
That's great three hots and a cot sound great to me. tho I know nothing of these endeavors I expect you to do all you can to keep my country safe.
When can I expect you ? My wife is driving me nuts anyway and early retirement at camp snoopy Guantanamo would be just the thing.
So what do you think peeps ? Are my days finally numbered ? Happy birthady to me Happy birthday to me. Oh yes I love my government .Happy to me.