Clown sightings/attempted abductions in the midwest

reply to post by zeroeffect
Oh my.

Originally posted by zeroeffect

I've started a thread on this before and i recently started doing more research on it.

I'm not so sure I believe that. Honestly, I hope you're just trolling.

More sightings of Homey The Child Abducting Clown in Chicago

From your 1st Credibly Titled Link

Notice any similarities??

It's not Homey The Clown.
His name is Homey D. Clown.

I've heard a lot about these insane clowns who tend to travel in groups or a self proclaimed "posse" ... they are very dangerous and have been spreading fear since the mid 80's. The most disturbing thing is that disillusioned young people can be susceptible to the clowns and some kids even emulated their twisted and sick lifestyle - not bathing, painting their own faces and declaring themselves "juggalos" ... please warn your children to stay away at all costs!

Originally posted by Chamberf=6

Originally posted by Raivan31
One word, or rather name

Pennywise

Thought you would say John Wayne Gacy wannabe.

First thought that came to mind was the ghost of John Wayne Gacey. I suppose it is plausible that it could be a wannabe type thing too. I think he sould pick a different blog moniker. I have some Brahma chickens that are pretty big but I never thought of calling them long, the thought of shaving them though, well that's just weird. With a name like "shavedlongrooster" how can we be sure there isn't an ominous van in his driveway with "Free Candy" written on it, and a clown costume hanging in his closet?

reply to post by KaiserSoze


What?

That's not my blog man.

I think it's an effed up name for a blog too.

reply to post by Chamberf=6

Originally posted by Chamberf=6

What?

That's not my blog man.

That cracked me up.

Originally posted by Chamberf=6
reply to post by KaiserSoze

 

What?

That's not my blog man.

I think it's an effed up name for a blog too.

Sorry, corrected. It should have read "his" as it does now.

I suppose it might be a good name on a perv'/fetish type site, anything more mainstream it just shouts perv with a candy van & clown suit.

on the upside, clowns are easier to spot than terrorists or CIA agents.

If only it were just clowns to be afraid of

My neighbor's eldest son has the mental age of a 3 year old, big feet, a red nose and dribbles all the time while he rides around on a little bike.

He's just been diagnosed with "Clown Syndrome."

reply to post by KaiserSoze

I suppose it might be a good name on a perv'/fetish type site, anything more mainstream it just shouts perv with a candy van & clown suit.

Completely agree.

I can't for a minute take it seriously as a "news site" with that name.

Originally posted by Biigs
on the upside, clowns are easier to spot than terrorists or CIA agents.

If only it were just clowns to be afraid of

What if the clown was a terrorist? Can you imagine the shoe bomb that would fit in a clown's shoe?

The clown always seems to be portrayed in a negative light. Look at the Batman shows and movies. Very young children seem to view them that way also. There is one clown that scares me the most.
That Obama poster. It is quite disturbing

I got fired from my job as a clown last week. The boss said my balloon animal making skills weren't up to his standards. Well screw him, I say the kids loved their eels.

I've got a new job now working at the crematorium, it's pretty easy except for when we get a clown in. They burn funny.

Originally posted by Pixiefyre
Killer Klowns from Outer Space!!

hahaha
i love that film
cheesy but creepy
even that bit where the clown entices the little girl out of a fast food place
and behind his back hes got that big bloody mallet
and the bit where the biker gets his head knocked of lol

The neighbor kid is so fat her mother has to hire a rodeo clown to distract her when they bring the groceries home.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

A dwarf walked in on a half naked clown. He didn't see the funny side.

My friend told me there's a clown that goes around Wal-Mart hiding from ugly people but I can't seem to find him.

Originally posted by StealthyKat
Uhhhhh......your link in the OP "shavedlong****" WTH?????

edit on 2/3/2012 by StealthyKat because: (no reason given)

Ba ha ha ha!!! I noticed that too - not sure I want to click the link. Lol.
This is totally creepy, but I'm sure it's a tactic pervs have used for years. Good thing most kids are scared of clowns these days (because of stuff like this). Lol.

Clowns aren't all bad, I was run over by a clown car once and 17 people got out to help.