Did you enjoy your lightly salted napkin?
Please indulge yourself in the complimentary dessert mint,
made for you with the same chemicals bringing us lighter fluid, breast implants, and
American cheese (made in China).

Don’t forget to drink up
your lightly salted butter
-now made with the same plastic used to pay for this meal
and, of course, your plastic surgery.

The bar is now open,
don’t you like the way it burns as it goes down?
Feel free to tip the waitress,
she is just as thirsty as you are,
her doctors await her next check up.
They will find what pill she needs,
not the cure to the ingested gasoline.

Did you enjoy your lightly salted napkin?
Don’t forget to wipe your face after each meal,
it is covered in American cheese.

how do you like your Chneese?

what next, bread basket grains and wheat flour from China instead of the midwest?

Your beer, now made with the same water we drink!

Chemicals are useful as they serve many purposes, just because one chemical is in another doesn't mean it is harmful!