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Sarcasm Comp, 2012

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posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:25 PM
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After reading a lot of posts on this site, I have seen an amazing depth of wit and intelect, and am amazed at the quality and pure articulation of the many members.

I have also noticed that sarcasm is indeed alive and well alongside those who "get it"....

So come on all peoples, nations and tongues.. Who is best at the lowest form of wit?

Im sure you are ALL eager as I am to find out..

Let the sarcasm commence!

Btw, let God bless your efforts xxx




posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:32 PM
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Well this is just a great idea for a thread..



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:34 PM
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Btw, let God bless your efforts


Ding ding ding, we have a winner.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:34 PM
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A pun is the best form of wit in the whole world. Ayuck ayuck ayuck.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:35 PM
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Originally posted by superman2012
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Btw, let God bless your efforts


Ding ding ding, we have a winner.


Winning anything on ATS is about as about as commendable as drowning puppies.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:42 PM
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Doesn't take talent or wit to be funny, the truth is so absurd and ridiculous that it writes it's own material. Also considering that the majority of people are "turned off" by abrasive anger and lack of sense of humor, even in the face of horrible facts, reverse psychology seems to work best....

"Hey folks... I just had a heaping glassful of fluoridated tapwater, and I think George Bush should surprise everyone and jump into this next 2012 election! Yay for the fact that my vote counts!!"

Now telling people their tapwater is toxic or that their vote is meaningless has little to no effect at all on their beliefs, but force feed their own lunacy down their throats and they tend to see things a little clearer.

I'm sorry I have ADHD, what was this thread about again?



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 07:53 PM
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Thank god it's not a spelling B



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 08:04 PM
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We have some incredibly talented, intelligent and reasonable candidates running for president in 2012.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 08:33 PM
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Soon, we will have a real hover board, just like Back To The Future.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 09:10 PM
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What's up with that elderly man trying to run for president? Pon Raul or some stupid name like that?

Actually, I think I know why they put him in the Presidential Race, to make Newt Gingrich look ever better! But damn, Newt's already sexy as #.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 09:12 PM
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Yes, I believe you have "seen an amazing depth of wit and intelect" on ATS.

Bravo for you.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 09:27 PM
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posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 06:12 AM
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Surely you jest?

We all know that Dr Paul will win a landslide election, save America, then the world, and usher in a new age!



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 06:14 AM
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Indeed.

You are most certainly up there with the gods of ATS!

I congratulate you sir



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 06:16 AM
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Originally posted by Zehll
Well this is just a great idea for a thread..


Thank you for posting that!

It made my day!



posted on Feb, 1 2012 @ 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by EvanB
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Indeed.

You are most certainly up there with the gods of ATS!

I congratulate you sir


Do I win a kewpie doll?

... also, the great Boncho has not participated. The contest is surely incomplete!

... and furthermore, to quote Brian Damage from the Young Ones: "Sarcasm... I hate sarcasm. This geezer comes up to me one day and says to me "Good day", and it wasn't, so I had to kill him. I hate sarcasm".



posted on Feb, 1 2012 @ 08:01 PM
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Originally posted by EvanB
After reading a lot of posts on this site, I have seen an amazing depth of wit and intelect, and am amazed at the quality and pure articulation of the many members.



I think you need to get out more. Leave your computer and go and meet some REAL people. You'll find that the world is full of intelligent humorous people who spend endless hours making fun of Conspiracy Theorists that spend so much time on web sites just like this one.



posted on Feb, 3 2012 @ 10:43 PM
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A competition? Cool, I like competitions but what's the prize?

Better be something worthwhile otherwise no participation from me. I only join things if I get to win stuff like lesbian porn dvds where they use each other's bodies like Chinese finger traps or a hug from a grizzly bear (or Robin Williams as some people know him).

Are there rules to this oh so amazingly well thought out thread? Sandwiches? Drinks? Massages? Dancing elephants? T-shirt that reads "Free Bradley Immediately"?

No?

Screw you then, this sucks, good luck with your soon to be gained multitude of stars and flags while I go find a less popular thread to join.



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