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Originally posted by choppedbrisket
I literally take great joy in releasing SBD's to others detriment.
Sneaking in my boss's office and dropping one when I see him step out is priceless.
You know the old guy at WalMart who is supposed to greet you but never does cause you're not a female, I crop dust him mercilessly on the way in and out if I can.
Crowded affairs like sporting events are great because you can victimize dozens of people and they have zero chance figuring out you did it.
Some other folks on my list:
Chics in the movie theater window - they have no where to run how funny
Any public servant I come across - I pay taxes and I spray gasses get over it
All close personal friends - How do I have friends? I know I don't get it either.
Bank drive thru tellers - I try to get it in that little jar thing you send through the vacuum, no idea if this works