posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 09:04 AM
Dad-What the hell?!
Son-I didn't do it Dad!
Dad-What'd ya do to the TV?
Son-I didn't do anything.
Dad-I just saw you trying to change the damn channel boy! Why'd you turn it off FoxNews?
Son-Dad, DirecTV broke.
Dad-I TOLD YOU NOT TO CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL!
Son-It wasn't me!
Dad-You changed it!
Mother-What in the world is going on? What happened to the TV?
Dad-Your damn son changed the channel and broke the damn thing! Stupid!
Son-Mom, it went off the air.
Dad-It's DirecTV son! What ya think the Chinese are bombing outer space?
Mother-Oh my God! What if they are?
Dad-Well I tell ya what, if I see any damn Chinese, they'll be staring down the Daisy!
Son-The BB gun?
Bobby-Is Holly there?
Bobby-What are you doing?
Holly-Watching whatever I guess. The war......
Bobby-We lost are DirecTV.
Holly-That sucks. We have cable. Most of the channels still work but it's all on like the news or what ever.
Holly-Are you scared?
Bobby-A little. Do you think, like, I hope I don't get drafted.
Holly-haha, You have to be 18 to be drafted. Don't you know anything?
Bobby-I like so they don't draft teenagers?
Holly-Well, 18 is a teenager.
Holly-Dang, the CIA is on fire.
Bobby-Holly, hey Holly....
Bobby-We've been together like what....?
Holly-I don't know. Two weeks I guess. Why?
Bobby-Well, like, what if we die.
Holly-Umm, umm, yeahIdon'tknow
Bobby-So like, you don't want to die a virgin do you? Holly? Hello?
Holly-Bobby, we're like in 5th grade. I'm not, I am so not having sex with you. Hey, I gotta go.
Holly-Seriously Bobby, I have to go. I'll umm, I'll call you later I guess.
Bobby-Hold on, are you mad? I was just like kidding.
Holly-Bobby, I HAVE TO GO! Bye. ~click~ ohmyGod ohmyGod, eww! Bobby Anderson, eww eww. He totally thinks we're going together. ohmyGod, if he
told ANYBODY I kissed him. ohmyGod Oh crap, What am I going to do?
Dad-Look at me son! Listen, you bend it like this. And then you put the shells in. Are you listening? See? Just like that. And then you.....
Okay, you got it? You think you can do it on your own? Come on, show me your my little man. 8 years old already and going on 10. Here ya go. Do
what I showed you.
Los Angeles, California
Jermaine-Yo what up? Wal Mart? Which one?
Jermaine's Mom-Wal Mart? Boy, who you talkin to? I know you talkin about buyin somethin and not taken somethin!
Jermaine-It's my moms man. Come on ma, quit trippen.
Jermaine's Mom-Boooy, you better give me that phone. Don't make big bad mama take the phone from my baby boy. Don't make mama do it. GIVE ME
Jermaine's sister-You are not going to Wal Mart to riot Jermaine! Who you talkin to, Larry?
Jermaine's Mom-Larry, I will call your mama! I'm gonna call your mama on you boy!
Jermaine-Oh damn mom. Your trippen.
Jermaine's mom-What did you say to me? I know you didn't curse me! Oh, No you didn't!
Jermaine's sister-Jermaine, this ain't no Rodney King! It's like 911. White people will kill you.
Jermaine-Girl, you weren't even alive for Rodney Kmama give me back my phone! MAMA!
Jermaine's mom-Look at this baby girl. Nucklehead Larry.
Jermaine's sister-Uh huh, sure is.
Jermaine's mom-It's on now. That boy is a fool and you a fool for talkin to him. I'm calling that boy's mama right now. Rioting....boy don't
you know that's exactly what those white people want you to do? I did not bring you in this world so you could join your father in the grave. Lord
Jermaine's sister-Now look what you did? Don't cry mama. Jermaine, oh I swear to God. You embarress me. Why is our father dead? Why Jermaine?
Jermaine-Hey, the TV went out.
NBC CEO, New York City-What the hell? What just happened?
NBC Executive-We just lost the sattilite.
NBC CEO-Well, get us back on!
NBC Executive-We don't have the sattilite anymore. The affiliates can still do local but we're done.
NBC CEO-Then call Washington.
NBC Executive-Your kidding, right?
NBC CEO-Why is FoxNews still on the air?!?!
Switchboard Operator-Damn it.
Switchboard Operator-I have this line ringing and when I pick it up.....here, listen to this....
Man-(listens) What the hell?
Switchboard Operator-It's a rainbow line. What the hell is a rainbow line?
Man-Rainbow line? Yeah, I don't know man. But you better figure it out. It might be important.
Switchboard operator-Look at my board! I, I can't waste my time on this.
Man-I got this. Keep working. HEY, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A RAINBOW LINE IS?
to be continued