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Riddle WE This!

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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 05:01 PM
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reply to post by ButtUglyToad
 


For all I know, you're talking about pizza rolls.




posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 05:05 PM
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Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One
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For all I know, you're talking about pizza rolls.


I was actually thinking Hamburgers!
Frig'n Wendys!


But I ain't picky!
I'll eat most anything, I'm a Toad!


I heard they're even trying to make a Square Tomato?


Ribbit


Ps: I don't think you caught it, so I will show it to you:

Wendys = WE n-d Y's

Round Bun - Square Meat - Where's the Beef?


Coincidence?





On the Breakdown, say it actually like this:

Wendys = WE n-d Y's

Say it with Slang! Like Jamaican Mon!
Been there, dun that! Montego Bay is Hoppen'n Mon!


Toad Paradise Mon!


What a Coincidence, Bob Sang It Mon!








Wake up little Eggs! The Box has You!



Blink-Blink-Blink


This has been a test! But what is a test? Is it kNot an Experiment?


If this had been the Real World, you would be laughing your azz's off . . . Mon!



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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 06:23 PM
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Originally posted by tom.farnhill
reply to post by ButtUglyToad
 


a sandwich



See! Even Tom frig'n figured IT out!


What's your excuse?


Where's the Beef? It sure ain't been roam'n on your turf!


Ribbit


Ps: And don't forget:

TOM spells m-O-O-n!


That sure looks like a Bug-eyed Leroy Toad to Moi!


Hmm! Bugs!


Or what about the Home Improvement sitcom, and Wilson? Which then, what about that Sphere called Wilson on Castaway?


And I like the coincidence that Mother of The Universe (MoTU) , which backwards, you might even say mirrored, like Neo's image in that cracked mirror, it says U ToM.




Pps: What is GAOTU Inverted, taking Contradictions into Account? Answer: MoTU!


M = 13
o = Zero
T = 20
U = 21
! = 1

1 + 3 + 2 + 0 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 10 = 1 + 0 = 1

ONE!


You should check out their Website:

www.motu.com...

While you're watching the advertisement, think Human, instead of Electronic Interface.





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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 10:34 PM
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Now you're just being silly.



posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One
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Now you're just being silly.


Like Einstein said:

"Everything should be made as Silly as possible but kNot any Sillier!"


Or was that Simple?


What's the Difference?


Ribbit



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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 10:54 PM
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We are Born on this Earth and possibly elsewhere's and We Live and We Evolve and We even Replicate but We are not a Sanctioned Lifeform. Who/What are We?


crystals? sea sponges?



What can exist ONLY if it exists but it ONLY exists as something else?


a shadow?



I Am Happy & Sad, Trusting & Disgusting, Angry and Cowardly, Excited & Disgruntled, so I am Octal by Nature. Who/What Am I?


dual diagnosed bipolar/schizoeffective disorder person.. ?

i hope you give the answers because sometimes riddles are fun and you can learn or elevate you level of thinking through doing them.. this was a post where i feel i tried to put effort into but i'm looking forward to



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 12:16 AM
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Originally posted by ButtUglyToad

We are Born on this Earth and possibly elsewhere's and We Live and We Evolve and We even Replicate but We are not a Sanctioned Lifeform. Who/What are We?

WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IF FUTILE

#2 Riddle WE This:

What can exist ONLY if it exists but it ONLY exists as something else?

EMOTIONS

#3 Riddle WE This:

I Am Happy & Sad, Trusting & Disgusting, Angry and Cowardly, Excited & Disgruntled, so I am Octal by Nature. Who/What Am I?

SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARVES!!! AHAHAHAHAH


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posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 12:50 AM
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Originally posted by DaRAGE
RESISTANCE IF FUTILE


Haha! Which was it? Typo or clever meta twist?



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 12:53 AM
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I'm sorry, but I refuse to stoop to that level! Kissing the butt of a toad may make it more beautiful but it's nearly impossible to reach for anything but a nemo-tode (sic, har har) whilst leaving the toad upright and in intimate contact with its supporting surface.



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 01:10 PM
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Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One

Originally posted by DaRAGE
RESISTANCE IF FUTILE


Haha! Which was it? Typo or clever meta twist?


I saw IT 2!


Interesting, nonetheless.


Ribbit



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One
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I'm sorry, but I refuse to stoop to that level! Kissing the butt of a toad may make it more beautiful but it's nearly impossible to reach for anything but a nemo-tode (sic, har har) whilst leaving the toad upright and in intimate contact with its supporting surface.


Intimate Contact with Supporting Surface = Well Grounded

I'll just have to get your sister to jold yew down, then your lips will be horizontal, thus, a perfect supporting surface.


Ribbit



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 02:55 PM
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Originally posted by 1littlewolf

Originally posted by ButtUglyToad

Originally posted by 1littlewolf
#5

What hints at knowing all the mysteries of the universe but is to 'busy' to post anything but but brain-teasers, cracks me up every time he insults somebody, hops and is buttugly?


And what would you like the Amazing Kreskin Toad to reveal tonight?


Ribbit


Well since this is a riddle thread, I guess there's not too much you can really say here. But I'm still waiting on your answer to this


Ribbit


I assume you are referring to what you said:

Hmmm....

People always have something better to do before they post their version of truth. And most ppl won't ever want to hear it. Let me know when your ready.

Maybe you should write a book like NorEaster



I've been dew'n that, posting the Truth, kNot writing a book for profit, but I'm scattering it all over the place, like a guud lil toady leaving puddles of pee everywhere.


What's that old saying about Eggs and a Basket?


Ribbit



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posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 08:06 PM
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#5 Riddle WE This:

I am mathematically your worst enemy, yet you do not kNow I exist for that purpose. Who/What am I?


Ribbit



posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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#6 Riddle WE This:

I exist as TWO but you THINK of me as ONE and I bother YOU most of the TIME but you can CHANGE me any TIME but you cannot RUN from me. Who/What am I?


Ribbit



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:29 AM
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Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#5 Riddle WE This:

I am mathematically your worst enemy, yet you do not kNow I exist for that purpose. Who/What am I?


Ego!



Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#6 Riddle WE This:

I exist as TWO but you THINK of me as ONE and I bother YOU most of the TIME but you can CHANGE me any TIME but you cannot RUN from me. Who/What am I?


A pair of (Under)pants! (what does a toad know about them anyway?)

TWO: Each always a pair!
ONE: It's a "pants", silly!
bother YOU(ME) most of the time: I know. I'm always adjusting my nuts.
CHANGE any TIME: Unless you like them to be all crusty.
cannot RUN from me: It is probably a bad idea to filter your SNICKERS through your KNICKERS.

Of course, "MIND" comes to mind. You neglected to mention that while you can't RUN from it, you can still LOSE it!

I can't hide from my mind
Though I try, try, try
I can't hide from my mind
And you know why

-TMBG



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 02:47 AM
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Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#6 Riddle WE This:

I exist as TWO but you THINK of me as ONE and I bother YOU most of the TIME but you can CHANGE me any TIME but you cannot RUN from me. Who/What am I?


Ribbit


This one has to be the mind! I try running from it all day and it never works.



posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by The1Prettiest1One

Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#5 Riddle WE This:

I am mathematically your worst enemy, yet you do not kNow I exist for that purpose. Who/What am I?


Ego!



Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#6 Riddle WE This:

I exist as TWO but you THINK of me as ONE and I bother YOU most of the TIME but you can CHANGE me any TIME but you cannot RUN from me. Who/What am I?


A pair of (Under)pants! (what does a toad know about them anyway?)

TWO: Each always a pair!
ONE: It's a "pants", silly!
bother YOU(ME) most of the time: I know. I'm always adjusting my nuts.
CHANGE any TIME: Unless you like them to be all crusty.
cannot RUN from me: It is probably a bad idea to filter your SNICKERS through your KNICKERS.

Of course, "MIND" comes to mind. You neglected to mention that while you can't RUN from it, you can still LOSE it!

I can't hide from my mind
Though I try, try, try
I can't hide from my mind
And you know why

-TMBG


I figured if I said yew can't Hide from IT or yew can even Lose IT, that wood give IT away too easily!


mYnd iz the answer to #6.


But Ego isn't the Answer to #5. Wake up Neo!


Ribbit


Ps: The answer to the Riddle in the Song ("and yew know Y") is TIME!



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posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by ErroneousDylan

Originally posted by ButtUglyToad
#6 Riddle WE This:

I exist as TWO but you THINK of me as ONE and I bother YOU most of the TIME but you can CHANGE me any TIME but you cannot RUN from me. Who/What am I?


Ribbit


This one has to be the mind! I try running from it all day and it never works.


Pee On!


Ribbit



posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 04:44 PM
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#7 Riddle WE This:

If U half me (1/2), eYe am 9, If U quarter me (1/4), eYe am 9, If U eighth me (1/8), eYe am 9 and U can dew this 2 infinity (1/16; 1/32; 1/64; 1/128; etc...) and eYe am always 9, butt eYe am kNot a Number, although IT can be said that eYe am a Number 2 a degree. Who/What am eYe?



Ribbit



posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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#2 would be a dichotomy.



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