posted on Mar, 28 2012 @ 03:51 PM
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Father - You killed 8 wedding guests in all! You killed the father of the bride!
Lancelot - Well I didn't meant to....
Father - Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!
Lancelot - Well, you see...I was on my way to Camelot...
Peasant - How did you become king then?
King Arthur - (long description of the lady of the lake giving him Excalibur)
Peasant - Listen, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme, executive power derives
from a mandate by the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony....
King Arthur - Yield!
Black Knight - Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur - A scratch? I cut your arm off!
Black Knight - It's just a flesh wound!
Sir Bedevere - How do you know she's a witch?
Peasant - She turned me into a newt!
(the audience looks at him, as a human)
Peasant - Well I got better!
Minstrel - When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin quickly turn and fled, brave brave brave brave Sir Robin (who has a chicken as his coat of
Maidens of the Castle Anthrax - A spanking, a spanking!
Knight - Well, I could stay a bit longer....