Braveheart, (1995), “Every man dies. Not every man really lives”, William Wallace (Mel Gibson)

You talkin' to me?

Yeah, I can think of a hundred of them, too.

"'You're horrible! *slams door* Horrible! *opens and slams door* Horrible!!"

"It's like pieces of glass, in my head, all the time..."

"You make me sad."

"Would you like to join me in my quarters for some toast?"

"You don't frighten me, with your silly knees-bent, running around, advancing behavior!"

"Yeah, well, wish in one hand, and {ess-aych-eye-tee} in the other, and see which one fills up first!"

"Have a drink with you? I would rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you!"

Those are just a few of them.

My husband can quote every single line verbatim from beginning to end of "The Big Lebowski", but here are some of our favorites:

"Nihilists? F**k me! Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos!"

"Oh, I can get you a toe, Dude. I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon..... WITH nail polish."

"He treats objects like women, man!"

"You can call me Dude, his Dudeness, or il Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

My personal favorite is not an original line from the movie, but one of those dubbed in lines they have on TV when they want to substitute clean words for the dirty words. See if you can figure out what the dirty words were.

"This is what happens, Larry. This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!!"

Ok, I have to include some quotes from "Raising Arizona" (can you tell I'm a Cohen Brothers fan?)

"H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?"

"I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world."

"Son, you got a panty on your head.'

"That there's for his orthodonture and his college. You soak his thumb in iodine and you might get by without the orthodonture, but it won't knock a thing off the college."

Originally posted by wildtimes
"You don't frighten me, with your silly knees-bent, running around, advancing behavior!"

"I fart in your general direction, you wipers of other people's bottoms!"

Gotta love that. One of my fave movies of all time.

"You have to know, not fear, that one day you are going to die."

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero."

"The stuff you own, ends up owning you." Fight Club. Highly quotable movie, Id fill pages with them



"May you live forever." - 300 Such a simple statement, and yet so deep.

some old peter jackson movies...

bad taste: "I'm a Derick, Derick's don't run"

braindead: "I kick ass for the lord!"

I've always been fond of:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubble gum" - Roddy Piper in "They Live"

Are you the judaean peoples front? F##k off were the peoples front of judea.

What have the romans ever done for us?

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy.

the list goes on and on, The life of brian should be in every one's collection.

Animal House, Dean Wormer, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."

Terminator
Astala vista Baby. -Arnold Achwarzenegger

Col. Mustard: "You lure men to death, like a spider with flies."
Mrs. White: "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
Col. Mustard: "That's right."

From Clue

The Crow: "Suddenly I heard a tapping, as if someone gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber door. You heard me wrapping right?"


The Crow: "Victims, are'nt we all."

From The Crow


Dr. Loomis: "I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil."

Halloween

(german words)
(german man looks confused)
shoot the glass! - Die hard


"you're Horrible"
"No! for the last time it's HOGGLE" - Labyrinth


Rockbiter: A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year.
Hob: Yes, you're right. Those delicious rocks are the reason we camped here, all right.
Hob to Weeney: Is he a nutcase?
Weeney: No, he's a Rock Biter.
Hob: A Rock Biter... A Rock Biter - Never Ending Story

To the winch wench - Never Ending Story

My favorite movie quotes are:

1.Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura-''Like a glove!''

2.Jim Carrey in Truman Show-''Good morning,and if I don't see you,good afternoon,good evening and good night.''

3.Roddy Piper in They Live-''I am here to chew some bubblegum and kick some.....''

and finally

4.Al Pacino in Scarface-''Say hello to my little friend!''