posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:46 PM
Newt, perchance did your friend Mr. Adelson ever mention to you something like, "Newt, if you were president, I could be the first person to open a
casino on the moon!", or did he shower you with money because you said he'ld get the first lunar license for a casino?
And, Newt, I know you want to offer govt money as prizes to incentivize this venture, but did you have to say "If we do it right, it'll be wild and
it will be just the most fun you've ever seen," I dunno, that makes you sound kind of ...kind of... well, kind of like how some of the crazy people
I know talk, after they've told me about their outlandish idea, not based in reality but in their mind, and they're so sure the whole world will
find it wild and the most fun they've ever see!
I have a feeling that maybe you have a secret fantasy to have Mr. Adelson also be the first to open a legalized lunar brothel next to his casino,
where you have all the wild and most fun times, without the wife around. And you'll be the first POTUS to go to the moon and you can write a huge
book all about it and you can make millions of dollars being the historian for the project and you'll get to use your Tiffany's account at Mr.
Adelson's casino mall. What a wild and crazy guy you are, Newtie!