North Korea's Midget Radio Accusation

In what can only be a bizarre attempt to deflect attention from mushroom clouds, North Korea has accused the U.S. of flooding the country with "midget radios"

SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea on Tuesday accused the United States of sending midget radios and "impure" publications into the country to destroy the isolated communist state with "rotten imperialist reactionary culture."

Apparently even when these radios combed their hair in a ridiculous pompadour and wore platform shoes they were still immediatly recognizable as midgets. www.newsday.com...

At least they didn't notice the flood of midgets WITH radios!

North Korea: 0 - CIA: 1