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Originally posted by questforevidence
There's nothing like a good mystery. But this one has already been solved.
www.cracked.com...
Before you knew it, I had internalized the Cracked voice and, after having several articles published, I was approached about editing other people's articles as well.
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6 - Radioactivity was not mentioned in the original report.
Originally posted by Morg234
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6 - Radioactivity was not mentioned in the original report.
That would be the official report, as in the "need to know" report.
1 - An animal could have eaten the tongue.
2 - Laying out in the sun for up to 5 weeks will give you a nice tan.
3 - Most likely an avalanche.