Student fails Exam...

got this via email.. it is an external source but I don't know where it has come from:

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...AND HOW HE DID IT

Personally, I would have given him 100%


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

OMG,, was that really an exam?



Too funny and some good comebacks.

What class was that exam in? still funny enough to bookmark!!! thanks can't wait to share this

I am not sure, just got sent it by a friend via email so not sure of the 'facts' but was very funny.

Would be funnier if it were real, i highly doubt these questions would ever be on any exam.
Was funny though.

reply to post by Thurisaz


This reminds me of a story my philosophy 100 professor told the class. The professor said that when he was younger and taking philosophy classes himself, his professor started going over the midterm as mid semester drew near. The professor said that the midterm would be essay format, they would have 2 hours to complete the essay, and could use as much paper as they wanted. On test day, the professor takes his chair and places it atop his desk, and writes in big letters up on the board "Disprove the existence of the chair."

Within seconds one of the students just up and left after placing his paper on the desk. The class later finds out that only one person received a perfect score.

That student's answer, "What chair?".