Why Can't Ladies be ready on time?

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Some guys think all the fun comes from playing with the knobs but, after 12 years of marriage, you find that pushing her buttons is where the real satisfaction comes from.

I agree! Im a woman and Im early everywhere.....I hate it when I go out with a friend and I have to wait on her!!
I have a bit of OCD about being on time or being early.....I do everything possible to make sure that happens!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*Lana Turner

>.<

Originally posted by FortAnthem
reply to post by baddmove

 

Some guys think all the fun comes from playing with the knobs but, after 12 years of marriage, you find that pushing her buttons is where the real satisfaction comes from.

edit on 1/20/12 by FortAnthem because:

Satisfaction or entertainment?

reply to post by SLAYER69


lolol

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Do you by any chance like, fishing, hunting, camping, hiking, dancing, romantic moonlight walks and most importantly respect firearms?



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Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by greeneyedleo

 

Do you by any chance like, fishing, hunting, camping, hiking, dancing, romantic moonlight walks and most importantly respect firearms?



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If she replies with " What's your net worth ? " RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Why is there so much sexist crap on this site?

Clearly one reason why it's fallen so far in ratings.

Originally posted by Zinky
Why is there so much sexist crap on this site? Clearly one reason why it's fallen so far in ratings.

There is nothing wrong in being a sexist. I'm a proud sexist and have a happy marriage with 2 kids. We have a very good social structure and circle of friends. Many people fail to admit but everyone has their own biased ways of looking at things in general. Be it sexism or racism or classism. Me and My wife discuss the sexism in the society and in our marriage openly and reach an agreement point. We even discuss how many people are hung up on the idea of sexism and stuck in time where eventually it breeds negativity towards the opposite sex/gender. Its the pot shots and gossips and second hand opinions/views/stereotypes that breed negativity towards the idea of a sexist society. Me and her are partners for life and we just have our opinions but that does not mean they're all bad or somehow attempt to build a wall of negativity towards each others opinions. The answer lies in Hiearchy at every stage of the society. How many societies/countries do you think are not sexist?

reply to post by baddmove


Thats a cool illustration of the sexes

reply to post by SLAYER69


Thats right Dude, we have papers on you now, its allll over

Really, great Rant slayer, only on my end its the husband who is always late, Im usually sitting in the car, waiting with the engine running

Originally posted by SLAYER69
This how we see them...

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Awesome.

Can I come play in your man cave?

Ah - Sass. I love it.

Originally posted by Aeons
Can I come play in your man cave?

Ah - Sass. I love it.

The deadly combination - humour, and innuendo. No man can resist.

reply to post by SLAYER69

.....and most importantly respect firearms?

alternative option: and if you happen not to be into firearms i would kiss your hand for accepting me as i am, dear



very funny, b u s t e r