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Why Can't Ladies be ready on time?

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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:40 PM
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If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:42 PM
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The cable guy was suppose to arrive between 2 and 4 and that guy is always late . Getting the car back from being detailed or even the body shop is never when they estimate it to be .

Knock out a dent here or there , some bondo , sanding , primer , paint and a green tree air freshener to hang from the rear view mirror takes a lot of time . Primping of the seat covers making sure all the straps are firmly held together .




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:43 PM
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Its universal no matter which part of the world you visit. Women I believe (atleast from the argumentative discussions with my wife) like to look their best as they are very self-conscience about their looks. Especially when we have to go out. As per my wife, Looking and Feeling good has a big impact on the other socialites (Other Women)
In other words, show off how good you look, feel and have it good as a family to other women. Talk about silent competition. I think women are more competitive when it comes to certain aspects then men.

I have been trying something that is to let my toddlers bang on the bathroom door so that she can be done with her dressing,makeup or ask mommy for juice box or snacks so taht she gets off the phone (gossiping mostly with her sister or friends) etc etc and do her share of house work on time.

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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:47 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69
 


If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?




OK guys..

Should I reveal to her our reaction in this scenario?
As outlined in the "Guys eyes only" Handbook/manual?



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:56 PM
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Let me guess. These are some of the photos from the GUY manual?








Peace, NRE.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:02 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69
 


If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?




OK guys..

Should I reveal to her our reaction in this scenario?
As outlined in the "Guys eyes only" Handbook/manual?






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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:10 PM
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Where are the slippers, TV Remote, beer and pipe?

















posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:11 PM
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I get it now,you guys want a steppford wife

That is the nickname some of my family members
gave me when I got married.Because I wear long
skirts,walk behind my husband and jump when he
calls.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:11 PM
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Here are a few things that can make a mans life easier.

His and Hers Televisions.



Take Out Menus.



Set the clocks yourself, this guy has the right idea
I bet this guys wife is NEVER late!!



And of course compliments...



Your welcome

Peace, NRE.
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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:12 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
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If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?



BWA Ha HA HA hahahahah...



That's got to be the funniest line ever from a woman.

Like you won't just go behind our backs and over-rule everything we try to do to keep them in line.

Kids, go to bed. MOM: No, you can stay up until your show is over

Kids, eat your vegetables Mom: That's OK, if you don't like that, I'll run down to McDonalds and get you some McNuggets

Kids, stop running around and tearing apart the house MOM; Oh, leave them alone, they're just young and full of energy

Then you have the nerve to ask why we let the kids tear apart the house or don't help get them ready for bed anymore...

[size=10]AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:14 PM
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We already know - it's your cue to run to the 'man cave' or the shop, or the barn, or whatever...



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:16 PM
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Why silly exactly where you left them

The cats got into your pipe tobacco again,
you need to check it out for hairballs.
No,you can't take the cats out on a field trip
into the country either.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:16 PM
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This is how I was left after my divorce...




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:19 PM
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She must not have had a good lawyer,you still
have clothes on your back.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by LadySkadi
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We already know - it's your cue to run to the 'man cave' or the shop, or the barn, or whatever...



This is how you gals see those locations






This how we see them...




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 04:03 PM
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Why do they call them throw pillows if you're not supposed to throw them at stuff?
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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
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This is how I was left after my divorce...



Always wondered why my wife's friend said " when's the hangin " before the wedding .


Hung , drawn and quartered .
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For all the single guys still out there , get your self fixed but put some eggs in cold storage for the right one if she does come along . Sure she won't mind if she really loves you right ?

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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 04:53 PM
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Those are some crazy words, coming out a pretty little face like that


Peace, NRE.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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I figured it out Slayer...



see...



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 10:54 PM
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