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American politicians with ridiculous names.

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posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 05:54 AM
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Mitt Romney…Ron Paul…Newt Gingrich…Stilker Angstrom…the list of American politicians with ridiculous names is seemingly never ending. Could there be a conspiracy behind it????




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:00 AM
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Reince Priebus wins



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:00 AM
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"could there be a conspiracy behind it?"

No. It's what people are named in America.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:01 AM
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Originally posted by Hawking
Reince Priebus wins



Wasnt that one of the muscians in the Star Wars canteen band?



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:02 AM
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Originally posted by Nuker
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"could there be a conspiracy behind it?"

No. It's what people are named in America.



My sarcasm flew right over your head, didnt it!



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:03 AM
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Not at all, sir. I was just telling you that is what people are named in America.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:05 AM
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Originally posted by Nuker
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Not at all, sir. I was just telling you that is what people are named in America.



Well, I appreciate the 'sir', but it still doesnt account for the very silly names. and i demand a recount.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:25 AM
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Mitt Romney rhymes with "Spit On Me"
Dick Army for the Win



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:26 AM
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I liked that Weiner guy

In Australia we had a politician called Neil Blewett



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:28 AM
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Originally posted by ArtOfTrance
Mitt Romney rhymes with "Spit On Me"
Dick Army for the Win



OMG...yore related to him,arent you!!



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:29 AM
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Without a doubt, the absolute BEST and funniest name for a politician ever... is...



RANDY BUMGARDNER


I swear to god... a comic genius cold not have come up with that.



(I think It's funnier if you're a Brit)


Also there are several Randy Bumgardners and variations on the spelling.... but still, hilarious.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:37 AM
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HAHA. that's a double whammy in the Uk.. I also like 'the amazing randi'..mmmm.haha.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:43 AM
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theres a good few here



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:46 AM
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that theres some fightin words



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 06:51 AM
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Yeah Gingrich is a strange one, sounds Russian or Slavic and isn't a Newt some kind of lizzard? Did I hear somebody mention Reptilians?

Santoram (Rick) is another strange one, always makes me think of hospitals, worse still the types of hospitals where the criminally insane are housed. Typing in Santorum on google brings up:
'The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.'

But the winner has to be Wiener (even if the first name Anthony is a 'normal' name) particularly when thinking about the scandal he was involved in.

It would seem that there is a correlation between people and their surnames.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 07:56 AM
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Originally posted by mandroids


Wasnt that one of the muscians in the Star Wars canteen band?


haha, i believe so... we must not forget thought...we are talking abot America. Our celebrities name their children:

Blue Ivy Carter, Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones, Diezel Ky, Kal-el, Moroccan Scott, Suri, Coco Riley, Little Pixie, Banjo Patrick, Free, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Moxie CrimeFighter, Poppy Honey (hahahaha, girls name lol), Apple, Willow Sage, Harlow Winter Kate, Sparrow James Midnight...

thats just to name a few. just google "stupid celebrity baby names"...hahaha, this is the genious of the people most Americans worship as some sort of new catagory of God.

I hate ignorance lol, but people seem to eat that stuff up



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 09:53 AM
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Not a just my favourite politician name but possibly my favourite name of all time! Could you imagine being in his class for registration? I bet even the teachers laughed!



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 01:09 PM
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Originally posted by Flavian
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Not a just my favourite politician name but possibly my favourite name of all time! Could you imagine being in his class for registration? I bet even the teachers laughed!



I know man.... when I first heard this (can't remember what it was on) I literally cried with laughter.... soooo much laughter.

Seriously....


Poor bastard.

Maybe it's not so funny in the US but in the UK that name is hilarious



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