posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 10:15 AM
Why do women put such Godawful things in a...wastebasket, but expect that someone else will magically take out the trash. Is there a law in
Texas that says only a male can take out the trash? And to make it worse, if the little flower-dy wastebasket they chose gets over full, they just
carefully stack one more item on the very top, like a secret game of Jenga. Hell, they can wedge one more thing in until the basket looks like
a bouquet or an ice cream cone, that will topple when you touch it to carry out her stinking trash. which leads to
Not guns, luggage. Not just my woman, but all women seem to think that unless you are busting the zippers off a suitcase, you are under utilizing it.
Even worse is packing things in an open bag or basket---like a gift bag or a cutsey fabric beach bag. Then when the man loads it, it will spill
it's content out all over the trunk. Why would any sane adult think that a bag with no drawstring or zipper even counts as luggage. Even a dirty
laundry bag needs a working draw string.
I'll fix her, though. Time to leave the lid up.