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Why Can't Men Act Civilized?

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posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:56 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
How did you know that I am always running late?
My hubby gets so mad when we're getting ready
to go somewhere.He has to wait and wait...









Then, when we are finally going out the door...
I have to go to the bathroom!



We know, We know......
edit on 19-1-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:57 PM
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Originally posted by LadySkadi
reply to post by Akragon
 


Middle of the night, who turns the light on?



people that don't fall in the toilet...

apparently :bnghd:



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:59 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by Akragon
 


Shame on you,you made me laugh so hard I squirted.







posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:05 PM
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reply to post by Akragon
 


Please explain to me how you can fall into a toilet?
The last time I checked my seat was slightly bigger
than the toilet seat.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:05 PM
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reply to post by mamabeth
 


It can be done, trust me...




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:08 PM
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reply to post by mamabeth
 


talk to one of the ladies that have "taken the plunge"


I don't get why anyone wouldn't look before they sat down...

Though i admit, i'd probably piss myself laughing if i saw it happen...

Makes me wonder if these same people back their car out of the driveway without looking behind them...




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:19 PM
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reply to post by Akragon
 


Are we by any chance talking about outhouses?
I haven't seen one in years and I know you can
fall into one of them.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:21 PM
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I can see in the dark and I know how my house
is arranged! Nightlights help because I don't want
to accidently step on one of my 3 cats.
Night...



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:27 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by Akragon
 


Are we by any chance talking about outhouses?
I haven't seen one in years and I know you can
fall into one of them.


No i wasn't talking about outhouses...

but that would be even funnier!!

Personal experience?




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:28 PM
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OK...

We guys are told we are going out for dinner. [Why nothing is cooked when we get home from work is never really answered. Some of us suspect it has something to do with Oprah & TV] So, we acquiesce [We normally don't get a choice in the matter anyway] So we are Told what time to be ready. We drag our tired sorry butts into the shower [Whether it's Tuesday or not] and use soap then have to drag a razor across our faces [even though we just shaved last week.]

Slap on some clean clothes [That were scheduled to be worn for the next work week] many of us suspect it's a ploy to get us out of this weeks dirty work clothes but that is unconfirmed. So we are not sure what they are in the mood to eat for dinner. [Usually not a Burger and Fries or a Pizza] which is what we really want.

So now we are late and lost looking for some damn place nobody has ever heard of except the checkout clerk at the drug store.

No!

We wont stop for directions.

Why?


Because we are losing consciousness from lack of food and getting delirious from the Fresh scent on our clean clothes and afraid we might get sick on the person we ask....



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:33 PM
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No point in asking for directions... We'll get there eventually

Even if we have to drive around the entire world... Just trust us we'll get there...

We have a compass in our nose...


edit on 19-1-2012 by Akragon because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 11:03 PM
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HA! Because that statement is a HUGE oxymoron itself. "Man" and "Civilized" in the same sentence. Nuff said....



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 11:10 PM
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reply to post by mamabeth
 


why do women always need to try and get arise out of men?
zap!



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 11:13 PM
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Originally posted by stopmakingsense
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why do women always need to try and get arise out of men?
zap!


I thought thats what they're for...

Pffhahaha...




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 11:17 PM
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i suppose it does depend on what "rise" out of a man you are talking about
winkwink

and if its that one, im happy to play that game with the ladies



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 11:18 PM
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at least we don't fall in the toilet...




posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 12:26 AM
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Originally posted by greeneyedleo

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well the lid should always be closed before flushing....if not.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ew
ew
ew
ew

IT SPLASHES!!!!

the thought makes me dry heave



lol..Well I wasn't even gonna bring that part of it up, but you definitely got the point! Or already had the same point I did is more like it!



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:16 AM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
Why do men have to use their shirts like napkins?Why is it so hard
to reach across the table and grab a napkin? We women then have
to pre-treat the shirts before putting them into the washer.If we should
forget that they wiped their cruddy hands on a work shirt the stains are
there forever.But, when men need to blow their noses they reach for the
napkins instead of the box of tissues right next to the napkins.


Because we are about efficiency, wiping # off on our shirt is efficient as opposed to spending 2 hours tracking down a napkin. I would actually rather do my own laundry, but my woman insists on doing it. In fact, it took a lot for me to get over having someone else do my laundry.


Originally posted by mamabeth
Now, their favorite pair of blue jeans.The ones that you have to sneak up
on,club into submission and stuff into the washer before they develope
the ability to walk on their own.Then, how the men growl when they discover
you washed their favorite jeans.They complain that the jeans had just gotten
comfortable to wear and you washed them!Now they have to start all over
again breaking them in.


Then don't wash them.


Originally posted by mamabeth
Next, men and their socks.Why do they always walk around the garage
in their good socks?They have a drawer full of old socks to walk around
in,why do they reach for the first pair they find?Why is it always their good
ones?


Because socks don't really matter in the grand scheme of things.


Originally posted by mamabeth
Finally,the toilet seat...Is it really that hard to put the seat back down for us
ladies?Do you men have any clue how uncomfortable it is to sit down and
get your bottom wet?Speaking about wet,can't you men aim a little better?


Do you put the seat up for us? No. You wanted equal rights and you got equal responsibility. Enjoy.

You think we like taking out trash filling with tampons? No, we don't.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:27 AM
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I think this is true:



The toilet seat is living proof that women will complain about anything and everything. The toilet seat shows us that women cannot and will not accept responsibility for themselves. The toilet seat shows us that women have no perspective about anything. The toilet seat is living proof of the eternal solipsism of the female mind. The toilet seat provides empirical evidence that, no matter what or how much they get, women will never be happy. Finally, the toilet seat shows us that women are spoiled, entitled brats.

markymarksthoughts.blogspot.com...



Some of you will say 'not all women are like that' (NAWALT) - well I have yet to see one female take the logical side in the toilet seat debate....


Edit:

This guy's blog is hilarious:


Rather than look down, assess the condition of the seat, and make any needed adjustment to the seat prior to sitting down; women would rather blame a man for the fact that she sat down without looking first. Waaaaaahhh, it's all the man's fault-waaaaaahhhh!






edit on 20-1-2012 by Exuberant1 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:38 AM
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My woman is that one female, she respects me for who I am. I'll tell you right now I am a sexist bastard I guess, but I will defend her to the death. I have been with her for a few years now and we have never had any kind of serious argument. I don't believe in love either and I wasn't ever afraid to tell her, I'm so honest with her it hurts sometimes, but I would never leave her and she would never leave me.

It is what it is, she respects me as a man and I hold her high as the beautiful woman she is, inside and out. I yield every decision to her that I can because I believe she knows best, though most of the time she would rather I make the decision. She is a far better person than I am and she has never complained about a #ing toilet seat.

Sometimes I wonder how I found such a perfect female among a horde of idiotic floozies.
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