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Just saw this on CBS channel. OMG

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posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:21 PM
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They had Ozzy Osborne talking about a colonoscopy and then it went to this quick view of entering a sweepstakes to win a CBS Colonoscopy sweepstakes.

I was like WHAT? So I looked it up on google -
good lord IT'S REAL! HAHAHAHAHAH.

promotions.mardenkane.com...


I know it's serious business to get this stuff checked out but they're gonna wine and dine one lucky winner and then prod their colon later. ROFL.

OMG... i cant stop lauhging. i cant even type.
least they buy you dinner first. hahahahahah




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:23 PM
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Seriously, I know checking and screening for colon cancer is very serious. VERY as it's life threatening. I'm NOT laughing cuz of that. I'm just laughing cuz CBS was sponsoring this sweepstakes and using OZZY OSBORNE to do so. I hope someone else sees this. I really do.


But yes, take care of your health: prostate, colon, breasts, cervix, etc... cancer is an evil thing and the best cure is preventative premaintenance care!



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:32 PM
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That is pretty funny.

And with Ozzy, classic.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:32 PM
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LOL yes my daughter comes running up to me and says "omg mom i just saw a commercial with Ozzy on it and it was all about winning a colonoscopy." I was like HUH???? ok i guess someone will be very lucky indeed...
i never win at contests but im sure if i entered it i would win...haha!!!



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:36 PM
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Sweet CBS is offering to put their all seeing eye up your rump. Can't say we didn't know this was coming



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:36 PM
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I am more upset over the fact that college basketball is on rather than Big Bang Theory.


A colonoscopy is not that bad really, but so many people are afraid to have something in their tushy, my mother included. I guess people would just rather die a horrible death from colon cancer than be just a little bit uncomfortable for 30 mins. Ozzy is sending a good message, and if you have to bribe people with luxury to get them to pay attention to their health, then I am all for it!



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:43 PM
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Thanks for the laugh.

I wonder how many people will enter this contest?



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:43 PM
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what's really funny is a 63 year old man wearing make up



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:49 PM
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Simple math....
Ozzy + Colonoscopy = Something BAD!

I would be a little cautious about a rectal exam that's promoted by a guy that claims to be the prince of darkness and bites the heads off of bats.

But hey... your colon, your choice!
Crazytrain?


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posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 07:55 PM
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Are they going to braodcast the feed from the device?

Yup, as i've always said, television is all poo.



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 08:54 PM
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I do see Sharon and the colonoscopy leftover but where is Ozzy ?




posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 09:20 PM
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I saw that the other day and I was like OMG too that is crazy it is cuz cbs cares haha. and I didn;t miss big bang tonight it was a brand new one im so glad it didnt et replaced by college basketball where I live!!



posted on Jan, 19 2012 @ 10:33 PM
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Hahahaha oh man.

It's a sad, SAD world when basic healthcare services are being raffled off as major sweepstake prizes.



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 09:50 AM
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^ this x's 9000.

I think out of all the humorous great replies, this one takes the cake.
Though that 'tv is poo' one is up there too xD



posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 10:10 AM
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A colonoscopy, as a prize?????

No thanks. Do you know the prep work involved for one of those things?

First, you have to drink some of the foulest concoctions ever devised by man...then, you spend all your time on the toilet for quite some time...

Yeah, I'll pass on their "prize"...thanks....




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