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Important Information about your Federal Government

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posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 11:36 PM
Although this joke refers to United States government agencies I know that the same is also true in every other nation on Earth.

Important Information about your Federal Government.
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. You are now as enlightened as I am!

posted on Jan, 20 2012 @ 02:09 PM
The Fast Response of our Government.

E-mail From a Friend of Mine Who is An Texan.


While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

edit on 20-1-2012 by guohua because: Spelling


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