posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 07:05 PM
Let's play "Guess Gingrich's Campaign-Killer Kink."
1. Likes a pre-thawed Sara Lee Swiss Roll on the pillow before bed. Like a pillow mint, except -ew- it's not for eating.
2. Has a stable of shiny ponies- but they're not for riding.
3. Newt likes his wives to put the lotion on their skin- or they get the hose again.
Okay, no, but really. I imagine the big news is that Newt is a total rancid bag of medical waste; both in married life as well as the political arena.
edit on 18-1-2012 by mistermonculous because: 4. Secretly purchases black market organs- just so people who need them can't have