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My impatient wit should preceed me as I come to work with people on this site

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posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:24 AM
So, I'll open up a new introduction thread to address that fact. My impatient wit is a tool that I use to learn, I do use it abrasively on what I consider a grindstone of our collective ignorance, sharpening my skills for a vague common goal of communal learning and enlightenment. It will not be an easy task to set myself up as a contagiously fungi when it comes to being a viral hit. I could use all the buzzwords in the world and you might still only view me as an impatient twit with a chip on his shoulder about his own insignificant intelligence and unwarranted self importance.

I want you to be my friend, I'll keep my enemies closer. Metaphorically speaking to obstinately hide some uncomfortable truth and exposing others of the same we find that it's the silhouettes we cast on the theater that make it such a great puppet show, the large actors merely fantasy subjects living in their own lands.

I believe you, because you are not to be trusted, and we are mutually aware of this fact. I do count on your own opinion on being mutually self-aware of treading trust on thin ice, to be the sort of fire that teaches me just how thin the ice we're all on it.

It's what I came here to learn, it's kind of why I want to reach 20 posts and if I could convince someone that maybe you'll do my work for me, my work here is almost complete, before I've ever even begun.

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:28 AM
reply to post by Sachyriel

Your impatient wit should precede you but somehow it didn't.

Welcome anyway - all by yourself!

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:29 AM
Wit is welcome as a good laugh is a priceless gift. The rest of your post is mostly over my head. Welcome to membership.

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:29 AM
I'm educated to degree level but have no idea what your second and third sentences mean - I gave up after that.
But if you are new here welcome and enjoy the ride. It's great place - both informative and even entertaining!
edit on 18-1-2012 by starchild10 because: (no reason given)

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:36 AM
reply to post by Sachyriel

grindstone of our collective ignorance
, My impatient wit is a tool

Holding my breath to see what your avatar conveys to me


posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:37 AM
Ha! i had to respond to this!
your grasp of the Queen's english is impressive. i will warn you friend,mine is as well! as for my keyboarding skills,well that is another story! i think you will find me a worthy adversary.
i like your wit,it is similar to mine,but be warned - you will be open for attack from every angle on this site!
any way welcome!
i'll try to let you use me to get to your 20 posts!

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:40 AM
I grovel out of my insignificant hole to bid you Welcome to ATS....slithering back into my hole....

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 09:53 AM
reply to post by reficul

It says you are the Son of God in your little sidebar thing. Let's play that allusion up, since you seem to be in the inconvenient location of Hades. You'll open up a dialogue on our respective wit, only to be matched by a brute strength of the past evidence of how I've used it.

Once, a people of a small board of alternate history-fans knew of poster they'd call mmmeee0, because he called himself that. I have collected evidence against myself and my activities at that site, they have helped me unwittingly becoming the best historians of a good amount of practice I had in digging through websites that are sorta like ATS but the skills don't translate evenly enough. After enough evidence was collected against my behavior to that site I was kicked out often enough to warrant me being banned entirely, I lament the fact we were incompatible over there at alternate history, it owes nothing to me upon working knowingly towards getting you to believe me today, but it could be argued that I hope to use it to convince you that I am what I say I am, because I know what I am.

I'm disruptive.

I see the value in confronting people and playing up the emotional investment they have in the reasons that matter to them, only to juxtapose it with something embarrassing and call it an uncomfortable truth that must be addressed. It's because I am wrong to do this that I'll have to do it so well as not to be caught calling myself on it for self-versing prophecies, but my legitimate desire to be a serf-serving failure.

You'll only understand if I tell you that long long ago in a website far far away, I was once banned for being not on topic consistently enough it was disruptive to those who would be skeptical about global history.

The only reason I was there was to view alternate history in an anarchist lens, face my fears about how other people feel about the geopolitical situation that is an unfortunate reality. Indeed I was only there to force my unfortunate reality upon them, fish for their thoughts and see what I could make of the bubbling and dripping hard-to-decipher messages we naturally get from the internet when we talk about forbidden topics concerning the downfall of empires and the bloodshed of economies.

I bring this kind of study, three years I looked into that abyss to see our own and what to do about it from a panel of crowd-sourced experts. I'm not the best writer from, but I'm here now.

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 10:01 AM
reply to post by Sachyriel

Blah blah blah , why no avatar , I have from your virgin posts an insight into your intellect , an avatar would also help me glean your dynamic wisdom or not.

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 10:06 AM
reply to post by newcovenant

I know there are those amongst us who recognize my name from a variety of sites like Reddit, maybe even my own Facebook. They are afraid to come forward, but only because they can not deal with the consequences of the ridicule they face from me about how you'll treat them for their alleged gullibility in my powers.

I insist not only does it precede me, it's one of those dark conspiracies you all love so much. It's very shallow, don't expect to find too much I'm only one person.

You'll play unwitting host to my dogma of agnostic atheism being the strongest pillar of evidence to the absurdity that all religions pay tribute to begin to suspect if I have evidence that God exists behind curtains at all. It's Dogmatic cause the curtains are being abused by emperors with no clothes otherwise, we tell them to get out from behind curtains get dressed and act according to the will of the people.

I believe that since I have no reason to believe in incoherence, all the coherent evident before me is lies, I'll treat it as such to watch it incoherently stumble over itself in its quest to convince me it's not lies. The puzzle pieces advertise their ability to bring crowds together, I do desire merely to spill them on the floor to take part in putting them together.

Some people take advantage of the fact I'm acting as if we were putting the puzzle pieces together under intense scrutiny from those who have a vested interest in keeping the puzzle apart until we've paid a debt; There is a debt, perhaps the best value of the debt we pay to society isn't how we steady society in its eventual progress to a promised land of salvation. We will rock this boat, get people rowing, with each other, cause it's how we were gonna get there anyways, having a row with each other, let's put it to good use.

Friends lend me your oar, and hoist a flag!

posted on Jan, 18 2012 @ 10:11 AM
reply to post by Sachyriel

One intro thread per member, please ad any comments to that ongoing thread.

Hello, my name is Sachyriel

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