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Batman Vs Jesus

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posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 03:17 AM
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I actually think this guy laid it out pretty well, had me in stitches




posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 03:28 AM
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I think somethings missing



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 03:31 AM
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Originally posted by N3k9Ni
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I think somethings missing


You need your batman specs good sir!

Lol



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 03:44 AM
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Don't be silly, neither could win.
They are both fictional characters.



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 03:49 AM
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Originally posted by g146541
Don't be silly, neither could win.
They are both fictional characters.


But based on that, Batman would kick Jesus' ass. fact



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 04:20 AM
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All jesus would have to do is drag batman out in the middle of a lake



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 04:30 AM
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Originally posted by dayve
All jesus would have to do is drag batman out in the middle of a lake


Batmans pants float.

There is no issue, jesus is an old fart, and batman is in his prime, by comparison.

Batman wins. And not by robin Jesus of his cape!

Ooooh see what I did there? Shazzam!


PLUS after being nailed to a cross, obviously Jesus would sink!!

ZING!

edit on 17-1-2012 by mainidh because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 05:42 AM
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i think the better question would be
what would you rather wear...
batmans jocks hes had on that same old costume forever
or jesus loin cloth?



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 05:50 AM
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Originally posted by n00bUK

Originally posted by g146541
Don't be silly, neither could win.
They are both fictional characters.


But based on that, Batman would kick Jesus' ass. fact


I would not be so sure, he seemed to handle the terminator's interference quite well...




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posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 06:20 AM
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Based on this logic and what I do know to be fact, I have no argument sir!
Still think Chuck could kill em all, but he let's them live in our minds.



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 01:26 PM
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can't see the pics, can somebody repost them or something?



posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 06:18 PM
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Jesus is a supernatural entity that can walk on water, increase the abundance of food, turn water into wine, endure insane torture (wolverine anyone?) and can resurrect himself. Batman has nipples on his costume.



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