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posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 04:27 AM
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What would happen if you let a translation tool translate it's own crummy translations back and forth between different languages untill an equilibrium is reached??

Here's a fun link...

Bad translator

It will perform multiple iterations of translations on any random tekst. For each iteration it will go from the starting language (such as English) to another random language (such as Italian), and then back to the starting language. As you can imagine if you do this 35 times the words are bound to get severely altered and you can end up with some funny results.

Here's some I tried:

"A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be. " (Albert Einstein)

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"We are sure that you do."

Or this one...

"Who, being loved, is poor?" (Oscar Wilde)

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Do you think?"

How about our ATS motto...

"Deny ignorance"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The nature of the ban."

Have fun...

Peace



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 04:32 AM
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Originally posted by operation mindcrime
"Deny ignorance"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The nature of the ban."


Oh wow haha

"Ignorance, The nature of the ban"

That one kind of makes sense

Nice post



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 04:44 AM
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Original text:

"Only when a horse jumps a hurdle can it be loved by a giant octopus"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"If you have squid."



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 04:49 AM
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I used this one from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."

And 35 translations later it ended up like this: "Somewhat more willing to participate in the United States."




posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:06 AM
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lol I'm pumping Nostradamus prophecy's into it lol
mind you its not anymore informative that the origanal text


love and harmony
Whateva



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:17 AM
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Original text:
Nostradamus Prophecy.

"After there is great trouble among mankind, a greater one is prepared. The great mover of the universe will renew time, rain, blood, thirst, famine, steel weapons and disease. In the heavens, a fire seen."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"There are several people and Zhihou is one of the main problems between people. Large motor vehicles with regard to the return of the universe, rain, Hæmophilus influenzae, hunger, disease and steel weapons. Sky has the appearance of fire."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"It was one of the main problems about the strength of the people. Weapons of mass destruction, including two heavy Zhihou universe, rain, hunger, disease, Haemophilus influenzae, and back. Is fire an empty comment."



love and harmony
Whateva



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:37 AM
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Too bad it has a 250 character limit...


Confusius says...

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. "

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Israeli authorities are not encrypted."

Hmmmm.....

Let's try that famous book everyone keeps going on about...

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"First, God created the heaven and the Earth."

Hey, what gives....!?!!!


Peace



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:42 AM
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lol hahahaha too funny

maybe government intel run their transcripts through bad translator lol



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:43 AM
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[color=BFB55E]Original text:
[color=FFF27D]"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door. And I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today."


[color=63BFAA]...35 translations later Bing gives us:
[color=85FFE2]"Many of the balls. Can be brought about by the very different types of stars."




 
 

Decided to try again, with a few more lines.



[color=BFB55E]Original text:
[color=FFF27D]"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way, and the stars look very different today. For here, am I sitting in a tin can far above the world? Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do. Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still, and I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows."

[color=63BFAA]...35 translations later Bing gives us:
[color=85FFE2]"It is very important, "tourism".Many of them are unique for each "world" to "national grass and barely 100 (more than 6000 km) pour." Because I think that the heart and not to fall in love with her husband, excelente."

The best part is that it finished off my English result, with a Spanish word.




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posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 05:57 AM
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"If this is the first time there is a bug, try to try again."

Peace



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 06:47 AM
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lol oh it totally kills nursery rhymes


Original text:
"Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady upon a white horse With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes She shall have music wherever she goes"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"See Dick, a beautiful woman, white fingers and its horsioith Vlado kristl clocks, which are two types of music, regardless of where the"

Original text:
"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are? Up above the world so high , like a diamond in the sky When the blazing sun is gone, when he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, twinkle, twinkle all the night."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"What do you want to return the led Flash, Sony, Sprint, you can use a small planet, not Skiohin go?"

Sony ... led



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 07:07 AM
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No wonder there is so much miscommunication in the world. Do not trust online translation tools!!

"I was probed by aliens and all I got was a lousy sticker."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Foreigners, I tested some bad stickers."



I wonder what would happen if you'd combine the power of Bing translation with the nonsense of Cleverbot......that would probably be a very confusing conversation.

Peace
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posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 08:09 AM
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Cracks me up....

"The CIA knows my thoughts also I forgot to feed the cat."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"You knew I was in the Intelligence Department of the central United States of America, I forgot to eat cats."

The secret is out. I should have eaten my cats.....


Peace



posted on Jan, 14 2012 @ 11:10 AM
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Just one more.......

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"Chuck wood wood wood Chuck woodchuck, where?"

...lol

Peace


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posted on Jan, 22 2012 @ 03:14 AM
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I'm bored....and when i'm bored......oh well, here's a few more...

"I peel babies, i got the idea from oranges...."

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"I think of the children, cleaned and orange."
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"I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Food to die now"
______________________________________

" I am having an out of money experience."

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Money problems"
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"Yes we can!"

...20 translations later Bing gives us:

"Yes, they will."

Peace



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