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Originally posted by tovenar
I will never again hold a parcel for a friend, until his "cousin" can retrieve it in a couple of days.
I will never again follow a beautiful stranger into a poorly-lit room.
I will not help a friend move out of his "girlfriend's apartment" before she returns in the evening.
I will not bet on three-card monte, even if the ace is clearly bent.
I will not impersonate another person, for the purpose of enlisting under his name.
I will not drink from an unattended punchbowl at a party.
I will not display a firearm, to intimidate an antagonist.
At one of my old jobs a guy I worked with was using the grinder to make cole slaw and accidentally got his finger stuck in the grinder. My boss just scooped out the bits of finger and served the cole slaw!