What is something that you will NEVER do again?

reply to post by Praetorius


OJ? Is that you?

2nd

I will never drink and drive again. I am embarrassed to even admit I did t.ohat.

Easy, get married. Been there twice. Never again.

I smoked Salvia once, no thanks.

Well, mine had to do with
alcohol
and
homemade fireworks

I lost all the hair on both arms
my eyebrows
a reasonable amount of the hair on my head
and my sunglasses were partially melted.....(glad I had them on)

The other guys standing about 30 yards away felt the heat.

now I just stick to firecrackers, smoke bombs......(uh, commercial made of course)

violate the phracking terms of service at ATS.

A relationship with another human being. No 2nd.

I will never again play with a tear gas pellet gun inside an enclosed automobile.

One day when I was a kid, and my minister-father's sermon was droning on and on in church, I feigned illness and snuck out to the car. While waiting for the service to end, I occupied myself by searching through the contents of the glove compartment where I stumbled upon a personal protection small tear gas pellet gun. I was playing with the release mechanism and shot myself in the stomach with it.

The car (which had all the windows closed) quickly filled up with tear gas and a moment later, church let out. Dozens of people found me crying and sick, in a cloud of vapor.

I would have to say (one) of my stupidest stunts involved quite a bit of alcohol and trying to ride a calf in a lean to with a concrete floor.
don't try this at home, kids....

reply to post by graceunderpressure


I can sympathize after the gas chamber in army basic training......thats a really bad time.

Do you happen to know the manufacturer of the pellets, or the weapon itself?

I would love to know.

Sounds like a humane way to keep the raccoons, opossums out of my trash can.

Eat left over Indian food from a restaurant we went to the night before!
2nd.

At one of my old jobs a guy I worked with was using the grinder to make cole slaw and accidentally got his finger stuck in the grinder. My boss just scooped out the bits of finger and served the cole slaw! I didn't find out about it til after I ate some one day.

I will never eat cole slaw again.

Originally posted by SteffieJo
At one of my old jobs a guy I worked with was using the grinder to make cole slaw and accidentally got his finger stuck in the grinder. My boss just scooped out the bits of finger and served the cole slaw! I didn't find out about it til after I ate some one day.

I will never eat cole slaw again.

no way ! gawd, that is too much.
I wouldn't eat cole slaw ever again either.

[color=dodgerblue]Have a baby.

Ouch.

I am for sure done, I have two and that's plenty (:

masturbate with shampoo.


Ouch.

reply to post by daryllyn


Ditto! I have two as well and I am sooooo done. I don't think there is any pain like it. Absolutely miserable!
But worth it

I will never live this moment again; unless of course, time is in an infinite loop. Damn philosophy.
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Originally posted by vogon42
reply to post by graceunderpressure

 

I can sympathize after the gas chamber in army basic training......thats a really bad time.

Do you happen to know the manufacturer of the pellets, or the weapon itself?

I would love to know.

Sounds like a humane way to keep the raccoons, opossums out of my trash can.

Sorry, Vogon, that was so long ago, the manufacturer probably isn't even around anymore. And, believe me, there was nothing humane about it! This website has some interesting information about ridding yourself of pesky raccoons or well, almost anything. Too bad they don't have an "ex-husband" category.

Originally posted by SteffieJo
At one of my old jobs a guy I worked with was using the grinder to make cole slaw and accidentally got his finger stuck in the grinder. My boss just scooped out the bits of finger and served the cole slaw! I didn't find out about it til after I ate some one day.

I will never eat cole slaw again.

Did they actually call it cole slaw.....or just refer to it as finger food.

Did they serve it with a hand sammich?

You have to give the guy credit....he put a lot of himself into that meal.

Originally posted by vogon42

Originally posted by SteffieJo
At one of my old jobs a guy I worked with was using the grinder to make cole slaw and accidentally got his finger stuck in the grinder. My boss just scooped out the bits of finger and served the cole slaw! I didn't find out about it til after I ate some one day.

I will never eat cole slaw again.

Did they actually call it cole slaw.....or just refer to it as finger food.

Did they serve it with a hand sammich?

You have to give the guy credit....he put a lot of himself into that meal.

You guys are making me want to hurl!

"...My boss just scooped out the bits of finger." Ugh!