Ebonics Translator

Exactly what it says .
www.joel.net...

By the way, no offence to anyone who actually speaks in ebonics!!!

I just tried the ebonics translator. Funny Stuff and it works.

heres what I recieved in my translation



eat chickin while kickin it under da scoop on da coop an' sheeit sho nuff in da hood an' git Sheniquah'sass back ova' heeah. sho 'nuff! brace yourself foo'! just like mammy. what da fuq sup now? Jus' like Orenthawl James what 'chew thinking nig? slap mah fro! all ye damn hood ratz.. peep dis here sheeit an dat boil on mah ass. don' make me shank ya! what 'chew trippin foo' otay buh-weet Ya' know what I'm sayin'? ya know das right! ya'll iz mad mad stupid.
w0rd!

[Edited on 14-4-2003 by Lurker]

I actually know people that talk like that, sad but true.

that's awesome!!! dude....

LoL, this is hilarious

This is what I wrote:

Hi, my screen name is illmatic67 and I post at abovetopsecret.com everyday.

and this was the translation

Hi, muh ma #in screen name iz illmatic67 an' I post at abovetopsecret.com everyday. Ya' dig?

here is pheonix's sun tzu quote nigga (LOL)


Ebonics Translator




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The Way iz what causes da peeps ta gots da same thinking as they superiors; dey may be given death, or dey may be given life, but dere iz nahh fear o' danger an' betrayal. ?
Heaven iz dark an' light, cold an' hot, an' da seasonal constraints.
Ground iz high an' low, far an' near, obstructed an' easy, wide an' narrow, an' dangerous an' safe. ?
General iz wisdom, credibility, benevolence, courage, an' discipline. ?
Law iz organization, da chain o' command, logistics, an' da control o' expenses.

~Sun Tzu
otay buh-weet

here's yours

"They dat can give up essential liberty fo' uh little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"

what '
chew trippin foo'

heres something I wrote

*werd up baby lets ya an' ah jet make love otay buh-weet *

If someone called me "buh-weet" after saying that, I'd fall on the floor laughing!!

LMAO..............

This my sig. translated into ebonics.......

I can dig' why mankind hasn't given up war. During uh war ya git ta cruize tanks through da sides o' buildings an' smoke foreigners - two things dat iz usually frowned on during peacetime.& slap mah fro!

this is my signature...

'All dat iz solid melts into air, all dat iz holy iz profaned, an' nig iz at last compelled ta face, wiff sober senses, his real conditions o' life, an' his relations wiff his kind. - Karl Marx slap mah fro!'

.Thanks for the link. It is pretty funny. But it is sad that people actaulky talk like that.

bush iz uh fascist dictator now git ta fuq ya c**t
Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
Ali G said it not me

LOL !!!

Here is how they translated my sig:

"America iz uh nigga ta da peeps o' Iraq. Our demands iz directed only at da regime dat enslaves dem an' threatens us. When deez demands iz met, da first an' greatest benefit will come ta Iraqi men, biAtchez an' chil'ns. you know das right! "

Take it a look at this possible AIM away message:

I'm currently away from muh ma #in geekbox but please jet me uh message an' I'll git back ta ya as fast as possible. an don't make me pull mah gat!

Illmatic with a sense of humor about this...

When I saw the post, and Illmatic's name as a respondant, I was expecting WWIII, hehe...

It'd be funny to see a redneck country boy translator too!

Originally posted by Gazrok
It'd be funny to see a redneck country boy translator too!

Gaz, they have them also!!

Here's your statement in redneck:

Yall liss'n here. It'd be gut splittin' ta see a redneck country boy translator too! Ya reckon?

www.atlantaga.com...

Here's my sig in redneck:

Yall liss'n here. America is a frien' ta the folks of Iraq. Our demands year darcted only at the regime that enslavesem an' threatens us. When these demands year met, the farst an' greatest benefit will come ta Iraqi men, ol'ladies an' children. Ya reckon?

That sounds just like good ol' "Dubya" .

ummm...when i'm chillin wit my folk--chattin wit my folk...i spit like dat fo sho. cuz it aint sad. sh's coo dat peeps use diff dialects. How da hell you muh fukas think language evolves and ish like dat.