Let's take a look at that list:
(1) To commit any crime.
So it's a crime to conspire with others to commit a crime. Who hasn't talked with a friend about how they would go about robbing a bank? Or how to
commit the perfect murder? Who has never been involved in an idle conversation like that?
(2) Falsely and maliciously to indict another for any crime, or to
procure another to be charged or arrested for any crime.
Is there any prosecuter in America that isn't guilty of this? Prosecuters routinely charge people with numerous crimes that they know won't stick,
as an attempt to get them to plead to a lesser charge.
(3) Falsely to move or maintain any suit, action, or proceeding.
I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I'd be willing to bet that almost all insurance companies are guilty of this.
(4) To cheat and defraud any person of any property, by any means
which are in themselves criminal, or to obtain money or property by
false pretenses or by false promises with fraudulent intent not to
perform those promises.
Bank of America, and probably every other big bank.
(5) To commit any act injurious to the public health, to public
morals, or to pervert or obstruct justice, or the due administration
of the laws.
That would be almost everyone in the Bush administration.
(6) To commit any crime against the person of the President or
Vice President of the United States, the Governor of any state or
territory, any United States justice or judge, or the secretary of
any of the executive departments of the United States.
Wouldn't this be covered by (1) ? If you conspired to commit a crime, why should it make a difference if your target was the President or Joe the
Plumber? (6) is just redundant.
The problem is, only prosecuters can bring criminal charges. Prosecuters are generally reluctant to charge government officials with crimes when they
wouldn't think twice about charging a member of the general public with a crime for commiting the same action. In this case, for instance, the
officers arresting the hecklers here could be charged with felony conspiracy under sections (1), (2), and (5).