posted on Jan, 13 2012 @ 09:38 AM
[color=dodgerblue]I got pregnant for my son when my step son was three, almost four. I was almost to the end of the pregnancy, so my belly was
absolutely huge. We were all sitting out back and he was eating a piece of watermelon. He accidentally swallowed a seed.
My mother in law tells him... 'Uh Oh. This isn't good... Daryllyn swallowed a watermelon seed and now look at her. She has a watermelon growing in her
belly.'
He replies with....'Nuh uh... they don't make watermelons *that* big!'
I thought I would die from laughing.
[color=deepskyblue]During the same summer... The step son was at my apartment with me during the day. I was convinced that I had been seeing a mouse
so I put out a sticky trap to try to catch him. I put some cheese and some cracker pieces on the trap and left it sit.
Several days go by, and the trap remains empty.
We were doing some chores and I picked up the trap to throw it in the trash and said....'Might as well throw this away since we aren't catching that
mouse with it...'
He replies.... 'Yep. The only thing it's catching is crackers and cheese!'
We still laugh about that.
edit on 13-1-2012 by daryllyn because: (no reason given)