McDonalds is the Key to Immortality & Ascension, page 1
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reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 01:50 PM by mileslong54
reply to post by sayaangel



I knew it, Ronald and the Hamburglar are at it again offering free trips the the 5th dimension.



reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 01:51 PM by JibbyJedi
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1. Jot Niranjan

2. Omkar

3. Rarankar

4. Sohang

5. Sat Nam

Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.


I've been doing it all wrong, I thought the magic words were...

Klaatu

Barata

Nikto

Curse you Bruce Campbell!

And seeing how McDonald's food doesn't decay, it makes sense that getting your cellular structure attuned to their foods would produce immortality.


ETA- Thanks for the spelling correction grey580

edit on 12-1-2012 by JibbyJedi because: (no reason given)



reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 01:57 PM by grey580
reply to post by JibbyJedi



Klaatu barada blearghcoughcough!



LOL.

And I was just at mcdonalds this morning.
I'm well on my way to ascension.


reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 01:59 PM by TDawgRex
Originally posted by JibbyJedi
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post by sayaangel



1. Jot Niranjan

2. Omkar

3. Rarankar

4. Sohang

5. Sat Nam

Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.


I've been doing it all wrong, I thought the magic words were...

Clatu

Verata

Nictu

Curse you Bruce Campbell!

And seeing how McDonald's food doesn't decay, it makes sense that getting your cellular structure attuned to their foods would produce immortality.



That

is

FLIPPIN'

Hilarious!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh before heading off to work.


reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 02:11 PM by Swills
reply to post by sayaangel



Is there talk of exercise in this book because eating all that fast food is unhealthy physically, which we all know. So eating 1 quarter pounder a day is a lot Micky D's, especially with fries. They recommend you drink diet coke before you mediate? Huh?




reply posted on 12-1-2012 @ 07:52 PM by sayaangel
reply to post by Open2Truth



Thank you! I couldn't not share this, it's still cracking me up hours later.
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