I can't figure out whether I should continue laughing, start crying, or go to Mickey-D's....
Hilarious/Terrifying thread!
S&F

1. Jot Niranjan
2. Omkar
3. Rarankar
4. Sohang
5. Sat Nam
Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.
Originally posted by JibbyJedi
reply to post by sayaangel
1. Jot Niranjan
2. Omkar
3. Rarankar
4. Sohang
5. Sat Nam
Start meditating with these magic words for at least 30 minutes a day to begin with and increase your meditatiing time to 2 hours a day as soon as possible. Repeat them in the exact order that they are.
I've been doing it all wrong, I thought the magic words were...
Clatu
Verata
Nictu
Curse you Bruce Campbell!
And seeing how McDonald's food doesn't decay, it makes sense that getting your cellular structure attuned to their foods would produce immortality.