What would you put on your gravestone?

reply to post by playswithmachines


I know my aunt went to see Jim Morrison and all the surrounding graves have been desicrated and of course there were candles all over his.
The 20 something hippy wannabes tried to chase her off when she went to go see it.

She told them: i actually saw Jim in concert, you weren't even born yet. lol

One thing I can't stand is graves being desicrated.

reply to post by XXXN3O


lol touche

Don't laugh,

You're next

On the front of the headstone:

"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see back)"

On back:

"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see front)"

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Here lies 50,000 Experience Points

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Here lies the nearly immortal RigZoomAlaska,
Who, in alternate timelines:
Killed Chuck Norris with a single punch,
Slew a Dragon with a rusty sword,
Scaled Everest with nothing but an ice pick,
Personally dissected an alien near Roswell,
Shot JFK from a grassy knoll,
and finally died during a drunken orgy in Rio.

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Unknown visitor from the Zeti-Reticuli star system.
Caution: Danger of Radiation within 10' of gravesite.

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Amongst my grave and the eight surrounding me, I buried $50,000.
However, the other eight are trapped with Anti-Personnel mines.
Happy Digging!

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"Because living is too mainstream"
Ultimate hipster

'Her bus finally came"

2nd.

"Finally, nothing will disturb naptime"

Here,hold my beer and watch this!

a reply to: nixie_nox

I don't want a regular gravestone.. I want a weather proof video player playing my last wishes or whatever I care to say to the world. They have companies that do this already.

But if I only had a gravestone, I'd say. " I lived my life without banks, credit cards, even money and yet I am the happiest richest person I know with lots of material things - I acquired them in more correct ways than by using corruptible money."

I will never get that chance because I want to be buried at sea Viking style. i want my family and friends to shoot flaming arrows into my floating boat so I can burn up good and proper - then they will have a party complete with hard rock music, food and booze. That's how I wanna go out.