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What would you put on your gravestone?

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posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 02:22 PM
reply to post by playswithmachines

I know my aunt went to see Jim Morrison and all the surrounding graves have been desicrated and of course there were candles all over his.
The 20 something hippy wannabes tried to chase her off when she went to go see it.

She told them: i actually saw Jim in concert, you weren't even born yet. lol

One thing I can't stand is graves being desicrated.

posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 02:23 PM
reply to post by XXXN3O

lol touche

posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 03:02 PM
Don't laugh,

You're next

posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 03:09 PM
On the front of the headstone:

"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see back)"

On back:

"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see front)"


Here lies 50,000 Experience Points


Here lies the nearly immortal RigZoomAlaska,
Who, in alternate timelines:
Killed Chuck Norris with a single punch,
Slew a Dragon with a rusty sword,
Scaled Everest with nothing but an ice pick,
Personally dissected an alien near Roswell,
Shot JFK from a grassy knoll,
and finally died during a drunken orgy in Rio.


Unknown visitor from the Zeti-Reticuli star system.
Caution: Danger of Radiation within 10' of gravesite.


Amongst my grave and the eight surrounding me, I buried $50,000.
However, the other eight are trapped with Anti-Personnel mines.
Happy Digging!


edit on 6-2-2012 by RigZoomAlaska because: (no reason given)

posted on Apr, 29 2014 @ 07:09 PM
"Because living is too mainstream"
Ultimate hipster

posted on Apr, 29 2014 @ 07:21 PM
'Her bus finally came"


posted on Apr, 30 2014 @ 04:06 AM
"Finally, nothing will disturb naptime"

posted on Apr, 30 2014 @ 04:12 AM
Here,hold my beer and watch this!

posted on Apr, 30 2014 @ 03:13 PM
a reply to: nixie_nox

I don't want a regular gravestone.. I want a weather proof video player playing my last wishes or whatever I care to say to the world. They have companies that do this already.

But if I only had a gravestone, I'd say. " I lived my life without banks, credit cards, even money and yet I am the happiest richest person I know with lots of material things - I acquired them in more correct ways than by using corruptible money."

I will never get that chance because I want to be buried at sea Viking style. i want my family and friends to shoot flaming arrows into my floating boat so I can burn up good and proper - then they will have a party complete with hard rock music, food and booze. That's how I wanna go out.

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