On the front of the headstone:
"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see back)"
"How do you keep a moron in suspense? (see front)"
Here lies 50,000 Experience Points
Here lies the nearly immortal RigZoomAlaska,
Who, in alternate timelines:
Killed Chuck Norris with a single punch,
Slew a Dragon with a rusty sword,
Scaled Everest with nothing but an ice pick,
Personally dissected an alien near Roswell,
Shot JFK from a grassy knoll,
and finally died during a drunken orgy in Rio.
Unknown visitor from the Zeti-Reticuli star system.
Caution: Danger of Radiation within 10' of gravesite.
Amongst my grave and the eight surrounding me, I buried $50,000.
However, the other eight are trapped with Anti-Personnel mines.
edit on 6-2-2012 by RigZoomAlaska because: (no reason given)