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What would you put on your gravestone?

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posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 11:24 AM
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Here lie the mortal remains of seagull

Off on the next great adventure.




posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 11:51 AM
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I told you to cremate me you idiots!



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:02 PM
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Nevermore is what I am
I'm deader than a picnic ham

But don't you crow in front of me
'Cause what I am is what you'll be




posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 04:58 PM
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Beneath This Little Sod Lies Another



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 05:36 PM
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"I said I didn't know she was married"



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 05:40 PM
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In the end there can be only one



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 05:51 PM
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Talking of gravestones........my OH took me to see grave of dead Led Zepplin drummer, not far from where we lived. Not being into music much I went along for the views. Got there and saw vodka bottles on the grave and little objects from around the world. I wasn't paying attention much as the church was beautiful and my mind had wandered. Anyway I looked down and asked why there were sticks everywhere. OH said think about it. It took a few minutes before I realized they were drumsticks. I burst out laughing and tapped the top of the headstone and said I'm really sorry, I'm dead thick.



posted on Jan, 13 2012 @ 05:33 AM
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i love cemeteries! i regularly go to them just to ponder over things and write:

a few things i would have:

i let the dogs out


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for a good time dig!

Buried upside down for your convenience. Feel free to kiss my ass.

I told you they were out to get me

Trolled even in death!

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posted on Jan, 13 2012 @ 06:55 AM
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"Does my bum look big in this?"



posted on Jan, 13 2012 @ 10:12 AM
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Actually, if I go anywhere I try to see if there is a famous grave to see.



posted on Jan, 15 2012 @ 06:10 AM
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You should go to that one in Paris (per lachaisse?) my french is terrible. Lots of famous people buried there, they have Oppenheimer (in a lead vase) and a permanent guard to stop people digging up Jim Morrison.
I should be so lucky!



posted on Jan, 15 2012 @ 06:37 AM
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some of these are brilliant lol but seen as i've aready made plans to be cremated id have to have something like -

After ..... years of putting fags in ashtrays a fag has put me in 1



posted on Jan, 15 2012 @ 07:46 AM
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From a very old song i heard as a child;

"And when i die,
don't bury me at all,
just pickle my bones,
in alcohol.
Put a bottle of booze,
at my head & my feet,
and then i know,
my bones will drink!"

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posted on Jan, 15 2012 @ 03:22 PM
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"Here lies a dead man"



posted on Jan, 15 2012 @ 07:31 PM
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they dug 6ft for nowt am still in spain



posted on Feb, 5 2012 @ 03:16 PM
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I told you I wanted to be screwed to death, creamated, put into a douche bag & ran through that thing one last time!!!



posted on Feb, 5 2012 @ 04:36 PM
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I'm not in here you know.

or maybe - you keep on knockin but you can't come in.
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posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 01:39 PM
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Finally in a nicer place (I hope)



posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 01:59 PM
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Hmmm what would I put on it. "I'll see you soon!" How about that?



posted on Feb, 6 2012 @ 02:12 PM
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"Finally some peace from superbowl threads"




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