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What would you put on your gravestone?

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posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:30 PM
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"You will never know what happened to the inheritance, because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

or

"Nope, Chuck Testa"




posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:35 PM
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Died heroically while saving his family from a horde of gorillas.

or

Told Chuck Norris his beard sucks.
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posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:50 PM
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Tupac and Elvis are alive!! Oh wait... damn it!!



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:59 PM
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Something like...
"Women put me here"



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:06 PM
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Here lies susp3kt, our dearly departed.
Had to poop, but majorly farted.
Blew some gaskets in his heart & head...
Now he's not only smelly, but somewhat dead.



ETA: Isn't this somewhat similar to what is on Elvis's gravestone?


RIP Elvis, I was JK!

ETA: RIP!! LOL, I wasn't even trying for a pun there.
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posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:21 PM
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Don't expect a pot of gold next to a man with a legendary hammer if you see a rainbow over this.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:51 PM
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She drank good ale,

good vodka and wine

And lived to the age of xx



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:01 AM
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Poker players will get this.

He Had Outs



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:02 AM
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"this is where smoking gets you"



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:47 AM
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Gone and Forgotten.



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:51 AM
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So many possibilities, but these two quotes from Futurama's Bender are good candidates.

"My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."

"Goodbye, losers whom I always hated! "



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 12:54 AM
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Finally,
Rest an relaxation at last!!!!



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 01:06 AM
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Awesome Thread! Love it!

Mine would read something like:

GG Well Played

or

When you visit again, Bring me some Double-A's - My flashlight's dead




posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 01:12 AM
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Do Not Move.Your standing on a landmine!
or
Front Toward Enemy



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 01:19 AM
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I hope its not posted already but on comedian Spike Milligans tombstone is...

I Told You I was Sick.....


brilliant



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 01:29 AM
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On the front it would say: "Look on the back of my stone"
On the back: "Look on the top"
Top: "Check out the right side"
Right side: "You look freaking stupid from down here"



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 01:55 AM
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"Here Lies Earth Greatest Hero" :p



posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 02:06 AM
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"See you in hell"

or

"9/11 was an inside job"
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posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 04:02 AM
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You had me cracking up laughing on that one.

Every kids nightmare.

HAHA
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posted on Jan, 12 2012 @ 09:20 AM
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Here Lies Grubblesnert
Who Heroically Perished
While Saving 532 Ferel Cats
From Starving.
He Took His all Consuming Passion for Cats
To Its Literal Conclusion

edit on 12-1-2012 by grubblesnert because: It's not like it was written in stone!



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