What would you put on your gravestone?

"been there, done that"

And please bury me face down so the world can kiss my ass.........

Here lies Grubblesnert
Who died a hero
saving his entire family
from a sinking battleship

"See U Soon"

Liking the replies

Mine would say

Was searching for that special wave.
For what i seeked, What i craved.
To be locked inside the crystal cave.
Now im buried in this grave.
Live Your Dreams
Peace Out

I came up with my epitaph years ago,
I use it as my username.

Humans Eh!

Get off my lawn young-in's!

"Here Lies xxxxxxx, much against his will"

But... anyway I dont even plan to attend my own funeral.

I'll bet you a fiddle of gold against your soul, that says Im better than you !!!

Me so horny.

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LMAO ! nice

"Died celibate, what a fcking idiot".

But I would like my corpse to be fed to carnivores (animals) in the mountains of
the tribes I so long to meet.

Damn...it's hot down here.



Or....I believe in haunting those who pissed me off

Grave party!!
Drinks on the house.
Women get in free.
Clothing optional.

Entrance
l
l
v

Next time you visit, bring me some bug spray!

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vulnerant omnes, ultima necat (every hour wounds, the last kills)

The respawn time on this server is BS.

Spike Milligan the Comedian had once quipped that he wanted his headstone to bear the words "I told you I was ill."

He was buried at St Thomas's Church cemetery in Winchelsea, East Sussex, but the Chichester Diocese refused to allow this epitaph.

A compromise was reached with the Irish translation, "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite"

I want a headstone with a butt carved into it, with a pair of lips imprinted on the butt, and the epitath....Kiss this

"Gone Fishin"
"BRB"

"Died Lawl"

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excellent thread but for me it would be .Dont cry Your Next