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What would you put on your gravestone?

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posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 09:57 AM
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"I EXPECTED THIS"

Seriously, I wish to be cremated and my ashes divided between my two kids. Once upon a time, cemeteries were necessary, but with the high prices of a cemetery plot and all the rigamarole that goes with it, it's just way too much fuss and waste of money and land. The whole idea of preserving a dead body because the bible says the dead will rise again is just creepy.

Let me go out in a blaze, rather than rot in a casket.




posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:00 AM
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"I died and all I got was this damn stone with my name on it"
or
"Don't look now, I'm standing behind you."



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:02 AM
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Originally posted by TheLieWeLive
"I died and all I got was this damn stone with my name on it"
or
"Don't look now, I'm standing behind you."


The last one is a very good "headturner".

Spooky



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:32 AM
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reply to post by N3k9Ni
 


LOL!
Or if you can read this, your standing too close?



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:32 AM
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Ok, there are some great replies here. Your cracking me up.

I expected this to be a more serious thread but I like this better.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 10:37 AM
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Kudos for the thread!
I am going to be cremated, I mean when your standing on all those dead people, think about what they may have died from, then do the math on ground water percolation. See what I mean?


If were to have one: Man plans; God laughs



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:18 AM
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posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:42 AM
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All jokes aside, i had a handshake with 2 close friends when i was 16 that we would smoke each others ashes and see if the person who died, would be able to contact the smokers.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 11:47 AM
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Just great...now you decide to visit....



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 12:24 PM
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The dress you buried me in makes me look like a sausage, the mortician used skanky ass makeup, who the hell stitched my eyes closed, and I will haunt your a** for shoving all this cotton in my mouth. Enjoy your inheritance a**holes.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 12:48 PM
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Your standing on my balls!



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 02:25 PM
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Eat Right, Stay Fit, Die anyways



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 02:31 PM
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Santa Claus



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by BACONHAWK
I'm with stupid------->


Or put the one from Forest Gump. Stupid is stupid does!



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 04:48 PM
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6 feet under
dirt under grass
Now turn me over
and kiss my ass.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 04:51 PM
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"To my hitman, Hope you got the cash. To my wife, see you tomorrow"



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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BRB

(2nd line - ^ thats it)



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 05:00 PM
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I sought great human beings, I never found anything but the apes of their ideal.



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 05:01 PM
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"I guess we'll call it a draw"



posted on Jan, 11 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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Although I am almost certainly having a viking burial. If I had to have a gravestone:

Waiting to respawn. Too many enemies nearby.



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