Hey, now wait a minute guys.... Let's not be so hasty to judge. Now this poor woman sounds like she must suffer a terrible affliction which just
overwhelms all pretense of good judgement and self control. After all, only that level of effect would explain an unthinkable thing like a lawmaker
pulling a 5 finger discount?
As part of recognizing this challenge she has so bravely admitted and, in fact, demanded she has from a physical tumor I think it's only right we
take this to the logical conclusion. Society must, naturally, ban her from political office of any kind for life. After all, if she can shoplift and
be completely out of control..who knows what else, right?
She said it right there, all by herself. Of course we should take her at her word.