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Oct 29, 2011: He is to be listed on the 2012 Democratic Party primary ballot in New Hampshire.[11]
Oct 29, 2011: He participated in a satirical debate against a representative of the campaign of deceased British occultist Aleister Crowley.[12]
Dec 19, 2011: Participated in "Lesser-Known Candidates Forum" and 'glitterbombs' fellow candidate Randall Terry as he claimed that Jesus told him to turn Terry gay.[13]
"A large part of (Vermin's) platform relates to promoting better dental hygiene ('Stong Teeth for a Strong America'). To make sure the American people regularly brush and floss, he promises: 'Warrantless random no-knock dental inspections; Government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances; Video surveillance through two way bathroom mirrors; Electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes. ...Our favorite among his proposals: 'Gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.' "