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Oct 29, 2011: He is to be listed on the 2012 Democratic Party primary ballot in New Hampshire.
Oct 29, 2011: He participated in a satirical debate against a representative of the campaign of deceased British occultist Aleister Crowley.
Dec 19, 2011: Participated in "Lesser-Known Candidates Forum" and 'glitterbombs' fellow candidate Randall Terry as he claimed that Jesus told him to turn Terry gay.
"A large part of (Vermin's) platform relates to promoting better dental hygiene ('Stong Teeth for a Strong America'). To make sure the American people regularly brush and floss, he promises: 'Warrantless random no-knock dental inspections; Government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances; Video surveillance through two way bathroom mirrors; Electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes. ...Our favorite among his proposals: 'Gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.' "