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posted on Sep, 11 2004 @ 04:08 PM
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From Reuters: Sorry but those cows are a real turn off!

According to the mayor of a small Dutch town, allowing Highland heifers to graze in a nearby nature reserve will help deter couples who have scandalised the upright citizens of Spaarnwoude with their open-air sex antics.

Mayor Ellen van Hoogdalem-Arkema said the brazen behaviour of amorous outdoor enthusiasts has angered and embarrassed people walking their dogs in the reserve or taking their grandchildren for a stroll.

"Visitors experience great annoyance from people having sex in public and apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said.



I feel I gotta muh..., yes I do...



What do you say? Are cows really a turn-off?
Would they stop you from having open-air sex, if that was your intention?

[Edited on 2004/11/2 by Hellmutt]




posted on Sep, 11 2004 @ 04:42 PM
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Ok, yes they may be a turn off if you happen to lay down in the grass and you land on a big pile of sh.......t then.............yes it could be a turn off, but then again some may like it dirty after all



posted on Sep, 11 2004 @ 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by marg6043
Ok, yes they may be a turn off if you happen to lay down in the grass and you land on a big pile of sh.......t then.............yes it could be a turn off, but then again some may like it dirty after all


Some may like it dirty but if they dont mind having sex in a big pile of # then something is messed up in their heads.


I think having a cow watch me do my thing is kind weird so I guess yeah it would be a turn off.



posted on Oct, 17 2004 @ 07:03 PM
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EDIT: (removed picture)
Gary Larson dont want his pictures published like this, unfortunately...

[Edited on 2004/11/2 by Hellmutt]






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