posted on Jan, 7 2012 @ 04:34 PM
reply to post by SolarE-Souljah
Congrats on the facial hair young man! As someone who's had a full beard since Junior High, and who has a rather epic and sophisticated looking beard
at the moment, with some nice grey stripes....I can say without doubt that..... Indeed Facial Hair Does Give You Magical Powers!
How is that you think Castro survived all those CIA attempts against his life? His beard is the most obvious answer my friend! In fact the CIA even
had a plan to make his beard fall off (this is true...look it up!)...They knew that by removing his beard, he would be (not unlike with Sampson's
hair from the Bible) powerless! Luckily for him it didn't work!
Another great example is Rasputin! Why it took shooting him, poisoning him, and finally drowning him, before he would die! (If he's truly dead and
not just living on some Island of Immortals that is!)
Different facial hair will give you different powers! A full long beard as the two gentleman I mentioned will give you vitality and endless amounts of
good health......a Jon Waters mustache will make you a successful film maker!....A Fu Man Chu will give you all of the powers of the Orient, including
Kung Fu skills! .....And of course...a Nice Handlebar Mustache will give you unlimited sexual stamina!
Take care my friend....You are entering a new and wonderful world!