Linoleum men

Has anyone else ever noticed the Linoleum men in their bathroom? You know, they always appear around xmas and new years. And they never change.

You know they are just figments of your imagination, caused by festive moments, but.. do they not harass you?

You're sitting there, in your bathroom, doing whatever it is you need to accomplish, and suddenly.. THAT FACE! Peering back at you in some sort of disillusioned bewilderment.

As if to mock you, as if to tell you off. The last two years I've seen these guys. I swear I can only see floral patterns the rest of the year, but on these occasions, I see squinty eyed buggers hooing at me, wide eyed bastards laughing and worst of all, the ones who just stare. Oh how they stare.

Oh what a sham, these linoleum men are, 364 days of the year hidden away in their topsy turvy world of bathrooms and toilets, but that one day.. the one day they are free.

How they torment us.

If not, you need a new bathroom! or can I borrow yours?

It's the egg nog!

I see them in my carpet, laughing at me, all the time!

reply to post by mainidh


Shouldn't this thread be in the joke forum...I'm just saying......

As for men in my bathroom gazing at me....only if I invite them to....lol

Maybe the alcohol had an influence.... or the guests you may have over in your house