posted on Jan, 7 2012 @ 01:56 PM
Has anyone else ever noticed the Linoleum men in their bathroom? You know, they always appear around xmas and new years. And they never change.
You know they are just figments of your imagination, caused by festive moments, but.. do they not harass you?
You're sitting there, in your bathroom, doing whatever it is you need to accomplish, and suddenly.. THAT FACE! Peering back at you in some sort of
As if to mock you, as if to tell you off. The last two years I've seen these guys. I swear I can only see floral patterns the rest of the year, but
on these occasions, I see squinty eyed buggers hooing at me, wide eyed bastards laughing and worst of all, the ones who just stare. Oh how they
Oh what a sham, these linoleum men are, 364 days of the year hidden away in their topsy turvy world of bathrooms and toilets, but that one day.. the
one day they are free.
How they torment us.
If not, you need a new bathroom! or can I borrow yours?