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What Would You Do If You Found An Alien In Your House?

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posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 12:20 PM
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reply to post by Dionisius
 


you have to change your avatar. every time I see boobs I go catatonic for about 11 minutes.




posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 12:38 PM
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I'd kill it and eat it. This serves as a warning for aliens to stay away from my house - you've been warned!

You do realize that SPAM stands for "Shredded, Processed Alien Meat", right?



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 12:39 PM
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I would first try to determine if said "alien" is 420 friendly. If so all will work itself out. No need for guns and hostile actions....... All that distance to hold up in my basement? For real? Way out in remote area? Why is it allways these scenarios. Why cant they land say in the middle of a stadium full of people. Why allways, out in the woods, remote, basement etc etc. I don't feel that if they come, my basement is all that inviting.. And any alien that gets itself trapped in someones basement, isnt all that smart of an alien to start with.

Capable of interstellar travel..... and can't manipulate a doorknob? Really.


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posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 01:00 PM
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He is in my house without my permission with children sleeping upstairs. I'm not risking anything, I drop him like a bad habit. Then I hide the body and make sure nobody finds out about it because if they did, the government would take me, my family, and anyone I told to a place never to be seen again.



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 01:09 PM
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Originally posted by tangonine
reply to post by rexusdiablos
 


I'm christian. Not the bible-thumping church 3 times a week christian, but still. And I care for 7 parrots and 2 dogs and they definitely have souls. In fact, I'm reasonably convinced one of my sun conures is a demon.

(this is ATS, so I should probably state that was a joke... many people here would take that last bit literally)


I respect that. I'm mainly referring to hardcore zealots of all major religions.

Most believe that their God put other species here as products for us to use. Not once do they fathom that their God would never endorse such suffering. When I hear claims that "God gave man dominion over beast/plant" it swiftly reminds me that only something as insipid as man could have come up with the Bible in the first place. I doubt their God is as imperfect and specieist as the collective authors of the Bible.



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 01:36 PM
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I usually have a .45 on my side, so if I found an alien in my house, my answer is quite simple. Colorado has the "make my day law".

Double tap.



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 01:37 PM
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Originally posted by brigand
He is in my house without my permission with children sleeping upstairs. I'm not risking anything, I drop him like a bad habit. Then I hide the body and make sure nobody finds out about it because if they did, the government would take me, my family, and anyone I told to a place never to be seen again.

Wouldn't you at least carve off a piece and see how it tastes in a stew?



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 02:03 PM
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I really love how "tough" everyone thinks they are. LOL

"I'd do (Insert action) But if it did (insert action) I'd freakin (insert ridiculous rambo maneuver with gun/knife)"

Be honest, you'd be scared, you have no idea what kind of weapons/powers an advanced life form could have.

I can see it now, some bunker liver scrambling in his boxers reaching for a gun, tripping over porn mags and soda bottles, then being vaporized. LMAO

I on the other hand, wouldn't want to go anywhere near my guns, and I have plenty. Guns are fine for an enemy you are familiar with, something you have no idea about? Not so much.

Think about it, if they really have been coming here and observing us, do you really think you and your gun/knife and wannabe Solid Snake moves are going to be a surprise to it? Any intelligent creature observing human beings for even a small amount of time, would know exactly how knee-jerk, and reactionary we are. It's a pretty simple concept, they would gather intelligence before contacting us.

If it is a "crashed" alien who maybe has never been here i.e. First Contact? Well, just the fact that it got here either by highly advance travel, or inter-dimensional travel, means they are far more advanced than us, and I still wouldn't grab a gun because I wouldn't want to make it feel threatened, and turn me into marmalade.




posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 02:26 PM
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Sorry pal but youre going to be catatonic every time you see a post from me.

That beautie aint going nowhere



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by ideasarebulletproof
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Think about it, if they really have been coming here and observing us, do you really think you and your gun/knife and wannabe Solid Snake moves are going to be a surprise to it? Any intelligent creature observing human beings for even a small amount of time, would know exactly how knee-jerk, and reactionary we are. It's a pretty simple concept, they would gather intelligence before contacting us.

If it is a "crashed" alien who maybe has never been here i.e. First Contact? Well, just the fact that it got here either by highly advance travel, or inter-dimensional travel, means they are far more advanced than us, and I still wouldn't grab a gun because I wouldn't want to make it feel threatened, and turn me into marmalade.



Just how advanced could it be if it managed to get itself trapped behind a door in my house?

Nossir, I'm eatin' that baby.

I hear they taste just like Bald Eagle.



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 02:44 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
Just how advanced could it be if it managed to get itself trapped behind a door in my house?

That's the best post I've read all day. Thank you.




posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 05:10 PM
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Best thing to do with an alien is to teach it basic 'code'.

Most extra terrerstrials speak the universal language of feeling. If you believe in the power of communication and tap her (most extras are fe-male) four times on the shoulder then she will respond in a friendly way. Keep your hands off her neoplasm, or she'll get aggressive!



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 08:42 PM
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Lol I didn't mean the exact scenario, I meant more a general encounter. I'm guessing the "locked in a room" scenario meant you locked it in the room yourself. Either way, I don't want to be vaporized lol.



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 08:47 PM
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Depends
A: Is it female
B: If female what dose she look like
C: if male offer it a beer

I know I know women beer yes Im a pig



posted on Jan, 6 2012 @ 08:55 PM
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Originally posted by ideasarebulletproof
reply to post by nenothtu
 

Lol I didn't mean the exact scenario, I meant more a general encounter. I'm guessing the "locked in a room" scenario meant you locked it in the room yourself. Either way, I don't want to be vaporized lol.


The alien is gonna have to vaporize that door, first. As soon as it goes POOF! and is gone, I'm outta there so fast I'll leave a hole in the air where I was standing!

Then I'd pop it in the back of the head with a lo-tech rock, to avoid those alien technology detectors...


Take THAT, silly alien! That door cost MONEY!

Maybe it would be better if I offered to play poker with the alien for the price of the door? Double or nothing?

Nah, that's too civilized for "advanced beings" that go around vaporizing stuff...

Then again, if I can lock it behind the door myself, who is REALLY the more advanced being?

Now, if there is no locked door involved, and I just run into it in the hallway, I'm thinking running away squealing like a little girl is the proper tactic to employ.





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posted on Jan, 7 2012 @ 04:49 PM
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I'd panic and fear for my life/sanity.

Seriously, this thread has been tabbed for days on my computer but it's taken me until now to get the nerve to read all the way through.

The jokey posts at the start were alright till I read those by people who say they experienced them and then something inside me panicked and I got paranoid.



posted on Jan, 7 2012 @ 10:16 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to post by Ghost147
 


I'd kill it and eat it. This serves as a warning for aliens to stay away from my house - you've been warned!

You do realize that SPAM stands for "Shredded, Processed Alien Meat", right?



Actually thats a good idea they might be high in protein. I would actually extract the blood, centrifuge it and take the plasma rich platlets for my own genetic experiments on my carbon unit, and the meat in case is harmful, I would let it dry and make it beef jerky.



posted on Jan, 8 2012 @ 09:41 PM
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Observe and react. I'd merely observe and he/she/it attempted to communicate with me, I would attempt to do so on whatever level it attempted first. Regardless of where a being comes from, I think body language and mannerisms would still do a great deal to set the tone of the conversation/interaction, far before it ever actually occurred.



posted on Jan, 9 2012 @ 02:56 AM
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deleted post sorry multi post --
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posted on Jan, 9 2012 @ 02:56 AM
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Weird triple post im very sorry. (edited to be a blank and an apology.)
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